What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend? Homeless.
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Q: What did Beethoven say when he lost a composition competition to Chopin?
A: "I'll be Bach."
Q: How did the composer respond when another composer asked him to help him write a composition?
A:"No, I can't. I'm Bizet."
Q: What did Schumann do for a living?
A: He made and repaired shoes, of course.
Q: What happened to the MP3 player when the girl dropped it?
A: It Baroque.