My birthday

I actually don't know I might be 30 years old cuz I have a full mustache and everything... I just assumed I was 14 cuz I was in 3rd grade!

I don't have my real b day listed... I have a full mustache and 200 pounds so I must be like 25 years old... my skin is kinda dry and stuff too...

I don't even know when my birthday is? Well I have a 1/365 chance of getting it right which on the cosmological scale IS VERY HIGH

Wish me luck because after 38 days (11th October) I'll turn 10.
Be well young lady! Kisses from a unicorn in the 11th dimension hyperspace
and hugs from a red troll from another universe

Wish me luck because after 38 days (11th October) I'll turn 10.
Be well young lady! Kisses from a unicorn in the 11th dimension hyperspace and hugs from a red troll from another universe
i am a boy

Wish me luck because after 38 days (11th October) I'll turn 10.
Be well young lady! Kisses from a unicorn in the 11th dimension hyperspace and hugs from a red troll from another universe
i am a boy
Ok young lad... happy day when you got outta your moms tum tum Whatcha eating fo r your birthday I am hungry

after 38 days I'll turn 10.
Wow, in 10 days I turn 38!
(just kidding... but not by much )
Wish me luck because after 38 days (11th October) I'll turn 10.