How bout….let the cats and dogs decide if they want their diddle chopped off or not. Just imagine some foreign animal deems you unnecessary for reproduction and woop-there goes your pride and joy. Just sayin….
My cat is a fiend from Hell in vaguely feline form.
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mikekelcey wrote:
A bull once ate an improvised explosive device... It was a-bomb-in-a-bull
xDDD
what do you call a paralysed cow? ground beef.
(have been trying really hard to come up with a pun using the world ungulate but apart from thinking that the rhythm of the word would have good knock knock potential have had no joy at this stage.)
uh sorry to hijack thread back to cats...
has anyone besides me noticed how much an exclamation mark looks like the back end of a cat !
wonder what would then describe all these cats, perhaps at least one of them would be Siamese:
looking forwards to your report back. btw the ground beef joke is completely true, i used to work on a dairy farm and every farmer would concur xD sometimes unfortunately they would get paralysed during calf birth. sad but yeh, bye bye cow. "giving them the lead cure" was the parlance our farmer would use.
excuse my insomniatic? raving. nighty night.
wollyhood wrote:
looking forwards to your report back. btw the ground beef joke is completely true, i used to work on a dairy farm and every farmer would concur xD sometimes unfortunately they would get paralysed during calf birth. sad but yeh, bye bye cow. "giving them the lead cure" was the parlance our farmer would use.
excuse my insomniatic? raving. nighty night.
#relatetothefinaltwosentences
Woollensock2 wrote:
It’s much better to neuter your cat . It will live a much healthier life.
the cc cat is correct. cats can easily become an invasive species if spaying and neutering is not done.
fiend from hell? without proper guidance, maybe.
Oct 9, 2021
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Andrea wrote:
Like I said, I searched her bedding and found some money and three knives hidden in it. She seems to be planning a coup.
Dec 27, 2021
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#72
Cheetah caught her first mouse!
Likes to eat them little mousies,
Mousies what I likes to eat!
First I bites they little heads off,
Nibbles on they tiny feet!
🤣
Jan 21, 2022
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The saga continues...
After I went to bed, Cheetah snuck into the computer room, pried open the drawer in the computer desk, stole the laser pointer... and accidentally dropped it on the floor and broke it.
She is now inconsolable. For one brief, shining moment Cheetah was the Master of the Red Dot! She had achieved her aim in life... getting her claws on that laser cat toy,
... and she dropped it on the hardwood floor, and broke it.
While I probably shouldn't be encouraging the hairy little thief, her sad little face is just too much to bear. I'm going to buy her a new one.
wow
Jan 21, 2022
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lol 
I have one here I never use, would be a pleasure to give it to Cheetah
Lmfao eemu 🤣
xDDDDDDDDD
omagoh
this cat needs its own insta account?) I guess this place will do for now
blueemu wrote:
My evidence:
1) Last year my cat chewed the sash of my sister's house-coat into two pieces and swallowed half-a-meter of it (that's about 18 inches, for our American forum members). We had to wait until it had worked its way through her digestive system, then lift her tail and gently extract the sash from the cat's butt, centimeter by centimeter. I hope I don't have to draw you a picture.
2) She enjoys chewing on tacks. Yes, tacks. Naturally, whenever I catch her doing it I take them away from her and shut them in a drawer. Last month she snuck inside the night-stand, stood up on her hind legs and pushed the drawer open from behind... and then she reclaimed her confiscated cat toys.
3) At four o'clock in the morning last night, I was woken up by a series of loud thumps and crashes coming from the computer room. Naturally, I knew immediately that Cheetah (my cat) was the guilty party. I went into the computer room and found her on top of a five-foot-tall armoire that I'm using as a computer desk. She had jumped from the floor right up to the top of the armoire, and was clearing it off by pushing everything off the edge, to crash onto the floor.
4) Later today (the same freaking day!) she jumped up on top of my sister's wall-mounted electric heater and started playing with the controls. She dialed it down to ten degrees centigrade (about 52 Fahrenheit) and then entered a child-proofing (or human-proofing) code, locking us out! We had to go online to the manufacturer's website, find out how to disable the child-proofing lock, and then get an electrician in to reset it!
After the "chewing tacks and eating house-coats" thing, I took Cheetah to the Vet to make sure she was OK. He said that she seemed to be perfectly healthy.
Damned cat doesn't need a Vet... she needs an Exorcist.
Funny kitty.
Play with her more often.
Seems she is bored in your house.
She needs more active life.
Lol yea