My Oldest

HAHA right. 

Just last night I saw him walking outside with one of these...it's a b.b. gun and he was going to shoot some bottles.  I said, "boyeeee you're in the city! Do you realize how fast you are going to get called in?! get outta here"...

he goes in a low voice, "what dad, no see, i'm gonna be behind this building. Look, I'll show you my route".  oy vey...

bahahaha silencer on a b.b. gun.  sucker is powerful for sure though. 

SEE, It all started with the finger gun..evolving to a rubberband gun, then a nerf gun, then air soft guns, now this.   

O, and of course knives all the way through.  I am Mexican ya know.

I'm gonna argue it started with the letter L...turn it sideways and it looks like a gun. And some dumb ass gets offended. lol

When I was in Mexico and came back, I noticed all my liquor was gone.  My Oldest decided to drink it all.   I told him he owed me a bottle.  weeks go by and he finally hooked it up.  Honey Jim Beam.  Sweet tasting and a drink that could be drank on the rocks.   Nice work son.   

Just last night, I noticed the bottle was gone.  He snaked it out and took it to his girlfriends place.   I called him out on it and he eventually texted me back and said he never drank any and it would be back by tonight. 

shoooooooooooot...boy almost owed me two bottles after that move. hehe.