My pet goldfish has tested positive for the covids

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Muisuitglijder

How about that.

This was opted by @Infidel_Catto

ChessLosrz

awww sad hehehehe How did they test it? hehehehheheheheheheheh bro this is funny

ChessLosrz

did they stick a swab up its gills?

Muisuitglijder
ChessLosrz schreef:

did they stick a swab up its gills?

And one down it's throath

ChessLosrz

hehehhehe

Muisuitglijder

I think i'll return it to the pet store

Woollysock
Just give it the “ Kiss of life “ that should help ! ✌️😎
Muisuitglijder

It's alive. But barely

Muisuitglijder
hvenki schreef:

rip the goldfish, now's a good time to euthanize, it wont matter to him, goldfish have a memory span of like 10 secs

 

Not this goldfish

Muisuitglijder
hvenki schreef:
Spelenderwijs wrote:
hvenki schreef:

rip the goldfish, now's a good time to euthanize, it wont matter to him, goldfish have a memory span of like 10 secs

 

Not this goldfish

ah, 6 secs then?

No. It's mother was inseminated wth elephant sperm. It was born with an elephant size brain.

Muisuitglijder
hvenki schreef:
Spelenderwijs wrote:
hvenki schreef:
Spelenderwijs wrote:
hvenki schreef:

rip the goldfish, now's a good time to euthanize, it wont matter to him, goldfish have a memory span of like 10 secs

 

Not this goldfish

ah, 6 secs then?

No. It's mother was inseminated wth elephant sperm. It was born with an elephant size brain.

ah, then a better memory than you and I will ever have, how much can they remember again? I forgot

Well, they can remember injuries and can hold grudges against those who have hurt them

Muisuitglijder

Seems like @Infidel_Catto was right! 

ChessLosrz

lol, so your goldfish holds a grudge for you not changing its water enough