My transformation from an anime rook to a bruh

Ok, so I have gone from a nobody who was a noob (I wasn't active and I sucked at chess and my profile pic was a freaking anime rook) to Rick Astley, and then I went to planet rick roll but I got expelled from it. They said that I was too good of a rick roller for them and they were jealous. After my long reign of Rick roller champion, I decided to go to planet Pepe. However, I started from scratch and it would take me years to become the almighty Xqc from a measly Pepe. I decided to start my own planet. Planet Bruh. With all my wealth, I have transformed it into a kingdom. I have invested time, energy, money, and rice (obviously the most important one). I have conquered 69 other planets with my new army. I am the ruler of the universe (other than Bongcloud, which is the ruler of all the universes. Feel free to join my planet and conquer the universe.

bruh

Interesting. 

yes?

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I join

Yay, i have a fellow bruh. praise me for being your leader!

I am leader of garchomp meme planet