Mysterious Earthlings

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Dale

It seems strange for 2 earthlings to disagree about something

when instead why don`t both of them just believe the truth.

trysts

What's the truth, Dale?

Dale

The truth is what they should believe.

trysts

Do you have any examples?

{I assume you're an alien from another planet. I like talking to aliens;)}

Dale

Hmm well for example if earthling A believes 1+ 1= 2 and earthling B believes 1+1 =3 then one of the earthlings isn`t believing the truth.

trysts

Oh, so you've come across some earthlings who don't believe in mathematical truths?

I bet there are a lot of earthlings who don't believe in anything. Like gophers and turtles. At least they never talk about it.

Dale

I saw that movie where earthlings can`t handle the truth.

I forget the name of it though.

Dale

If us bunnies and rabbits can talk about it maybe gophers and turtles do too.

trysts

I think the movie was called, "A Few Bad Earthlings", starring Jack RabbitWink

Dale

A thread never has too many rabbits.

Busara

Rabbits are usually nice, but not always...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA

omarr44

Oh Master Dale,

I argue with you

to no avail;

Perhaps over tea

we can discuss

why we disagree.

Why behoove

me it must

to move

what I touch?

You quote rules

as such,

but I say fools

do as much.

You see there's

a time and place

for such affairs.

When we play

in seriousness

then you can assay

to enforce your strictness.

But when we play

for fun, for sport,

we hold them at bay

your rules, in short.

We resort

to rules

when we aren't short

of fools;

but when a wise

guy like you

sits down with sighs

to play a few,

who needs a rule?

when you can take them to school!

Dale

I knew earthlings were mysterious I just knew it.

They are almost as mysterious as the Black Knight and Bunnicula.

Dale

Each earthling is a new adventure.