you're not even here
Neatgreatfire's KOTL

I go back out
gtg, i'll read comments tmmr and think of a way
Assassin doesn't find a secret entrance. Noobiest walks out the door he came in, and finds a new room with a treasure chest in the center.
I follow noobiest and open treasure chest
It won't open for you. Only for noobiest, no stealing
I open
+10 points
+40 gold
+1 bow with 15 arrows

I go all the way back out lfa
You're out of the maze. Forgot to mention it, but there's a staircase leading up to each level of the hotel by the way.

Responding to all actions here:
Doge and Tiger: You open the door and find a room with bare wires crisscrossing it. There are high voltage signs all over the place, and a hole in the floor on the other side. Looks like you'll have to take down the wires before you can cross.
Firebreather: You find nothing, it's been looted.
Noobiest: You get the longsword, and head into the cave. A one-way door that's going the way you came in appears behind you, and torches light themselves up along the walls. It spirals deeper and deeper, and branches out at the bottom.
Gautham: You're teleported back to floor 1. Nothing left on floor 2, noobiest solved the puzzle.
Assassin: You see and hear the same thing that Polito did, described on comment #169.
i'll touch too