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Tatiana (Russian: Татьяна; also romanized as Tatyana, Tatjana, Tatianna, Tatijana, etc.) is a female name of Latin origin. The short form of the name is Tanya (Russian: Таня).

Okay Tatiana, call Pdela...pee for short. 

If you're already having trouble with the name, then I give this relationship about three minutes

I'm Pablo, too short already

Of course I know that but never heard it because my sister het name is Tanya so would be very confusing

what is a het?

Meant her, so a typo

oki, doki

Tatiana, I'm tall, athletic, good-looking, animal-lover, nuclear physicist

This is like watching Doctor Zhivago.

pdiddly is so smooth.

not, cause the wife of Dr. Zhivago was Tonya, not Tanya

Hi Scott ;)

...and it was actually romantic.

I don't know how to react on pdela

Go with your reasonable instincts.

Hello troublemaker!

I could say, I he would be a good choice but it's impossible because he's Spanish, but that would be rude

You know where you have moments of sanity? Extend them. Try not to think of him being a Spanish nuclear physicist, as much as your knees may melt, try to think about a future of restraining orders.