Anti-Jokes

a lion walked into a bar. several people got up and left as they realised the danger in the situation

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Chemistry puns.

I'm in my element.

I had a joke about Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium.

But it was king of CORNY

HaHaHa

When a scientist discovers something cool about helium?

HeHeHe

Why do white bears dissolve in water?

Because they are polar.

When learning chess, you must never jump steps to fast, otherwise you will never play good chess. Your rooks will always be behind your knights!!!!!!!!

When a photon was coming in to earth. An ozone particle pulled it away and stopped it falling in a slow curve to earth.

He couldn't appreciate the gravity of the situation.

Science cat reads a book on anti-gravity.

He can't put it down.

Chess joke:

So I was having dinner with a chess grandmaster last night and everything was going fine.

The only problem was that we had a checkered table cloth and it took him an hour to pass the salt.

Another one (if you don't get it, it's a reference to the last Batman movie):

oh my goodness this page is literally the sadest thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life. be right back, 'bout to go stab myself.

What do you call a cross between a Toyota and a Honda?
A cross. Some priest must have dropped it.

My friend said to me, “What rhymes with orange”
I said, “No, it doesn’t.”

How do you fight off three home intruders with nothing but a TV remote?
Please respond quickly.

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Where did the rabbit go to hide? In the rabbit hole.