wow
What is your favourite nursery rhyme?
Haekery daekery doke,
The clock fell down and broke,
It fell with a crash
And turned into trash,
And that is the end of the joke.

Twinkle twinkle little RAR
Oh I wonder where you are
No NSPCL semis place, ouch
Joseph Trueslon banned from captaincy, don't be a grouch
Twinkle twinkle little RAR
Oh I wonder where you are

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown,
Jill was charged with manslaughter.

This is certainly better:
Hikaru Dikaru dock
Nakamura went up the clock
The clock struck 1
Nakamura ran down
Hikaru Dikaru dock!

This is certainly better:
Hikaru Dikaru dock
Nakamura went up the clock
The clock struck 1
Nakamura ran down
Hikaru Dikaru dock!
lol nice, but it should be Eric ran down not Hikaru ran down
. How is this for an improvement:
.
Hikaru Dikaru dock
Nakamura pressed the clock
The clock struck 0:00
Magnus Carlsen then flagged
Hikaru Dikaru dock!
Twinkle Twinkl litter RAR. How I wonder why you RAR. Up above the world so high. Like a RARer in the sky.