Dead starts the drill on the safe and sits there for a moment while still pointing the barrel of the LMG toward the bickering hostages.
“Hey, dead! What do you call someone who saw someone stealing an iPhone?”
"A witness? A snitch?"
“An iWitness” *laughs maniacally*
I have no clue what is happening here.
I'm robbing the place
What are you robbing the place of?
I have no clue what is happening here.
I'm robbing the place
What are you robbing the place of?
golden ale, aka really really expensive ale
*pours some ale in a tray* “Here kitty kitty! Who’s a good girl, Luna? Is it you?”
Luna doesn't like b**r shes tried it before
“Are you insulting my golden ale?” “Tis no regular beer.”
Dead starts the drill on the safe and sits there for a moment while still pointing the barrel of the LMG toward the bickering hostages.
“Hey, dead! What do you call someone who saw someone stealing an iPhone?”
"A witness? A snitch?"
“An iWitness” *laughs maniacally*
*materializes a drum set from the abyssal plane*
*badum-chs*
I have no clue what is happening here.
I'm robbing the place
What are you robbing the place of?
golden ale, aka really really expensive ale
Does it taste good?
luna likes tuna and chicken and water not together but shes picky.
I have no clue what is happening here.
I'm robbing the place
What are you robbing the place of?
golden ale, aka really really expensive ale
Does it taste good?
idk, it's expensive so it must be alright
(And is it alcoholic?)
“Why would a tiny thing like that matter?”
(And is it alcoholic?)
no, it is not alcoholic (hopefully)
Dead starts the drill on the safe and sits there for a moment while still pointing the barrel of the LMG toward the bickering hostages.
“Hey, dead! What do you call someone who saw someone stealing an iPhone?”
"A witness? A snitch?"
“An iWitness” *laughs maniacally*
*materializes a drum set from the abyssal plane*
*badum-chs*
😂 🥁
The drill finishes drilling and explodes or something.
"Ah, finally, the Golden Ale shall be mine!"
Glitter explodes all over the juggernaut armor.
"...Finally, the Golden Ale shall be mine!"
You people are insane. *goes back to reading*
“Do you read Tolkien?” “My favorite author.”
The drill finishes drilling and explodes or something.
"Ah, finally, the Golden Ale shall be mine!"
Glitter explodes all over the juggernaut armor.
"...Finally, the Golden Ale shall be mine!"
“Did you like my joke, dead?”
*pours some ale in a tray* “Here kitty kitty! Who’s a good girl, Luna? Is it you?”
Luna doesn't like b**r shes tried it before