OTF Haunted House (kill kill kill)

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I'm starting a haunted house. Should be perfectly safe. This location has a good location. Was that redundant? Anyway, it has a torture chamber and a bed of nails in the master bedroom. There's a hell hound in the back yard. Let slip the hounds of hell I always say. Or was that Shakespeare who said that? Nobody ever dies here. It's perfectly safe.

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Uh oh... If I look down, will the doormat have "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate" on it?

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Tell us about the swamp

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BoardMonkey wrote:

This location has a good location.

Okay, that’s good. 😂😂

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shadowtanuki wrote:

Tell us about the swamp

Ah yes, the swamp. Should be perfectly safe.

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TheAlmightyConsy wrote:

A torture chamber? Interesting.. 🤭

Let's meet there at the first available moment

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The haunted house isn't open yet. It's not safe to go in. Really not safe.

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How about the hedge maze?

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Ah yes, the hedge maze. Nobody ever gets lost and dies in there. Posted no trespassing. I cannot answer for your safety.

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woa

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Lightning rod on the roof, secret laboratory in the attic. That's where I go to really 'find myself'.

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Can I go in?
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shadowtanuki wrote:

Lightning rod on the roof, secret laboratory in the attic. That's where I go to really 'find myself'.

“Find yourself”? But you’re right here!

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Yes, I try to split my time evenly between here and the crypt, which is really where I am expected to spend out the rest of my days.

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BoardMonkey wrote:

I'm starting a haunted house. Should be perfectly safe. This location has a good location. Was that redundant? Anyway, it has a torture chamber and a bed of nails in the master bedroom. There's a hell hound in the back yard. Let slip the hounds of hell I always say. Or was that Shakespeare who said that? Nobody ever dies here. It's perfectly safe.

This B&B sounds wonderful.

You had me at bed of nails...

Are carnivorous plants allowed? If so, do I have to pay a deposit?

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What about my pet plant semor can he come and also I have a very bad condition when it comes to full moons I get a little hairy for some reason
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Are you guys crazy? Why would you want to go in there now? Can't you see it's taped off and the coroner is here? I'm having the carpet cleaners come over later. I hope they will sign the waiver.

I just hired this clown to work for us. He seems really professional. I liked his audition. Plus I have some other interviews set up. Quality people. Would never kill anybody.

I forgot about that lab in the attic. I think I'll bring down that lightening collector before something happens. We can put Audrey II the carnivorous plant in the foyer.

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shadowtanuki wrote:

Yes, I try to split my time evenly between here and the crypt, which is really where I am expected to spend out the rest of my days.

I'm exploring the crypt now. It gives me a sense of deja vu like I've been here before. A chill braces the air and it's kind of creepy.