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DavidNorman435
Lol. I'm out of jokes now
hitthepin

My raps will blow your mind, like a verbal John Wilkes Booth.

JBC10
When Norris does push ups he pushes the ground down
returnofthesonof

I'm sitting here trying to come up with one so Upchuck Norris will stop shock.png

returnofthesonof

Oh. Upchuck must have seen Chuck and is vomiting in fear.

returnofthesonof

Nope. Still on my screen.

varelse1
DavidNorman435 wrote:
Chuck Norris once put on a bet that the loser had to wear their underpants on the outside

I believe Superman is supposed to be part of that joke.

autobunny
varelse1 wrote:
DavidNorman435 wrote:
Chuck Norris once put on a bet that the loser had to wear their underpants on the outside

I believe Superman is supposed to be part of that joke.

and batman wore it on his head.

btw, only in singapore

returnofthesonof

Stupid new 3 comment rule. Now this is too late:

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down!

DavidNorman435
Who would win:
Tom stellack's mustache or chuck Norris' beard?


This is a no brainer. It is a well known fact that Tom stellack's mustache deprived itself of existence when Chuck Norris sneezed one day.
DavidNorman435
And who the heck is Tom Stellack?
hitthepin
Manatini wrote:
hitthepin wrote:

My raps will blow your mind, like a verbal John Wilkes Booth.

Haha, exactly

I invented rap music when my heart started beating.

I see you’re a man of culture.

varelse1

Ouch!