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Lol. I'm out of jokes now
My raps will blow your mind, like a verbal John Wilkes Booth.
I'm sitting here trying to come up with one so Upchuck Norris will stop 
Oh. Upchuck must have seen Chuck and is vomiting in fear.
Nope. Still on my screen.
Aug 14, 2019
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DavidNorman435 wrote:
Chuck Norris once put on a bet that the loser had to wear their underpants on the outside
I believe Superman is supposed to be part of that joke.
Aug 14, 2019
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varelse1 wrote:
DavidNorman435 wrote:
Chuck Norris once put on a bet that the loser had to wear their underpants on the outside
I believe Superman is supposed to be part of that joke.
and batman wore it on his head.
btw, only in singapore
Stupid new 3 comment rule. Now this is too late:
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Who would win:
Tom stellack's mustache or chuck Norris' beard?
This is a no brainer. It is a well known fact that Tom stellack's mustache deprived itself of existence when Chuck Norris sneezed one day.
Tom stellack's mustache or chuck Norris' beard?
This is a no brainer. It is a well known fact that Tom stellack's mustache deprived itself of existence when Chuck Norris sneezed one day.
And who the heck is Tom Stellack?
Manatini wrote:
hitthepin wrote:
My raps will blow your mind, like a verbal John Wilkes Booth.
Haha, exactly
I invented rap music when my heart started beating.
I see you’re a man of culture.