plot to steal the krabby patty secret formula.

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So today cadets, we will steal the most secure thing on the deep oceans. If we tried that on land, we will all be dead! If you wish to know the secret formula, you create a plan! So start!
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Um, kill Mr.krabs and steal his clothes. Cartoon characters are stupid, so they won’t know.

Mr.Krabs has plot armor, so maybe just lock him up. . .

Get Mr.Krabs sick, or lure him away with money, then dress like him and go in.

Hire a krab that looks like Mr.Krabs
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Watch film theory. It’s just dead whale meat.
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Cadet, that’s the dumbest thing I ever heard from a person in my 28 years of teaching people how to steal. I will show you a true plan.

  1. We lure plankton into the KK so Krab’s get distracted.
  2. We lockpick the door while Krab’s is fighting with plankton again.
  3. We bomb the safe open.
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Safes are bomb proof

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Damn it.
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28 years you said. More like 28 years in Iceland robbery school

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Only intellectuals will get this

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am stupid
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Yes you are

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Iceland has the lowest criminality rate in the world iirc

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am big stupid
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Wait, your icelandic? Teach me your beautiful language!

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Nvm

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they have google..?
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No I am not 💀

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GutigSS9 wrote:
they have google..?

Probably, but they have hot springs which is dope af

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And they have beautiful waterfalls, a awesome language and they openly recognize Heathenry as a legit form of spirituality

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guys be honest how does my recreation of air as a painting look like
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Well I think the hot springs are probably the coolest thing over there. Imagine: it’s freezing cold outside yet you can bathe in very warm water. What geography