Polite ways of telling someone they suck?

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I need it to be not too direct, a bit subtle, and polite. Any ideas are appreciated.

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You suck.
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you suck like your not bonkers .

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#2 lol
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I'm really sorry if this offends you, but did you know that when it was raining brains, you brought an umbrella?

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Hey. Chess isnt your thing, find something else to try to be good at.

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“You make me feel like a great person. Thank you for that”.
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cupidilz wrote:

"you aren't slay"

That’s not very polite.

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I don’t like your company, so abstain from coming near me.
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“You know, you kind of remind me of a vacuum. Do you know what I mean?”

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NAHHH CUPID GOT THERE FIRST

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DANG IT

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I take the lolli off the pop and put it in my mouth like a mint. So this doesn’t apply to me, and therefore doesn’t make much sense.
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BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
I take the lolli off the pop and put it in my mouth like a mint. So this doesn’t apply to me, and therefore doesn’t make much sense.

Of course it doesn’t apply to you, you don’t suck

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Well, I do suck on some things, but only if they’re mint flavored.
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#18 I chew it!
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See ya, gtg (ghosts them)

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Muffin_Soul wrote:

I need it to be not too direct, a bit subtle, and polite. Any ideas are appreciated.

Why are you worried about being polite? If it's something that needs to be said, then just say it. Someone has to.

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Sir_TrashPanda wrote:
Muffin_Soul wrote:

I need it to be not too direct, a bit subtle, and polite. Any ideas are appreciated.

Why are you worried about being polite? If it's something that needs to be said, then just say it. Someone has to.

I’d rather not make this person angry, since they kind of have a short fuse. Why give myself something else to be annoyed about?

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Tell them *checks notes* piss off.