As a scarecrow, people say that I am out standing in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
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Keep on yelling and cursing cuz you know that’s who you r
jumphrope wrote:
Keep on yelling and cursing cuz you know that’s who you r
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Yosef115 wrote:
One day A mosquito sit very sadly and other Mosquito came and said "why are you so sad ?" so the Mosquito said "I can't suck the Human blood because there is Corona virus"
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Does corona actually prevent mosquitoes from sucking blood?
Because mosquitoes can carry malaria...
When a bear starts chasing, all I have to do is beat the guy next to me, that’s why I’m not worried
If someone calls you ugly, tell them your not a mirror.
one day😂
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours, I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5. Then the genius says, "Now ask me a question." The idiot replies, "Now answer this: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?" The idiot hands over $5.
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What did the 0 say to the 10?
idk.
(HHAHAHHA THIS IS SO FUNNY! I GET THIS JOKE SO MUCH HAHAHHAHHA)
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No.1:
Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?
I planted myself on the sofa at the start of April and I've grown bigger ever since.