Pretend that this is a parental conversation.

Yeah. The baby lit the bomb

Get into the helicopter now!

"And get the baby trainers ready"

I launched a RPG at the white house from the helicopter. Also how'd you teach the baby to use a minigun?

#45 its our responsibility sit back and enjoy location: somewhere near New Zealand

Uh... sorry but the baby stepped on a launch nuke button that was targeting New Zealand.

That was just a test (meaning just a button)and your baby scored A+ !!

(No political discussion please)

👍

You should clean yur guns. I noticed some rust (eats sandwiche)

Good eye sir, definitely

The camara has spotted enemies closing in on our base #53, what should we do?

Dw they are holograma

Son, your adopted

My murder baby!!! Nooo!😫

You're you're your.

Pretty simple and yet ...

#56 who me?

#59 no my other son

Dang