Putin on the Fritz

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Doesn’t have a clue about what he should do.
His plans have now become the pits. Putin on the fritz
Looking all over for a scapegoat, seeing if there is an escape boat
Silly ditz, Putin on the fritz

Russia’s losing trooper after trooper
He’s now frightened to a smelly stupor (super pooper)
There’s no fix in Vladimir’s bag of tricks for a plan that’s shot to bits
Putin on the fritz

Doesn’t have a plan or clue about what the heck to do
His people are feeling down with their noses turned brown
The army screams and hollers, Russia has lost lots of dollars
Spending every dime he’s running out of time

No victories to tout,  he’ll only scream and shout.
His plans are shredded into bits. Putin on the fritz
Looking all over for a scapegoat, seeing if there is an escape boat
Lost his wits, Putin on the fritz

Russia’s losing trooper after trooper
He’s now frightened to a smelly stupor (super pooper)
There’s no fix in Vladimir’s bag of tricks for a plan that’s shot to bits
Putin on the fritz

Russia’s losing trooper after trooper
And he’s now a scared and messy pooper (get a scooper)
Doesn’t have a clue about what he should do.
His plans are shredded into bits. Putin on the fritz, Putin on the fritz
Putin on the fritz, Putin on the fritz

Big pain, Ukraine, Russia’s mix ripped to bits
With no spine, all down the line, the Russian might is in a fright
They gotta run, running is for them
They can
Run, running is for them, easy peasy
They just got to run
Putin’s on the, Putin's on the
Putin’s on the, Putin's on the
F-R-I-T-Z
Ev’rybody knows this!

On the fritz

On the fritz

On the fritz

dannyfortniteufart
Putin sucks Ukraine =goat and Putin=garbage and sucks at job Russians even hate Putin and even the soldiers attacking Ukraine hate Putin cause there being forced to fight and invade Ukraine if Putin wasn’t alive Russia would be better
KebabJustas
Its gonna get locked 🔒
dannyfortniteufart
🔒🔒
sushima01

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