Putin on the Fritz


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Doesn’t have a clue about what he should do.
His plans have now become the pits. Putin on the fritz
Looking all over for a scapegoat, seeing if there is an escape boat
Silly ditz, Putin on the fritz
Russia’s losing trooper after trooper
He’s now frightened to a smelly stupor (super pooper)
There’s no fix in Vladimir’s bag of tricks for a plan that’s shot to bits
Putin on the fritz
Doesn’t have a plan or clue about what the heck to do
His people are feeling down with their noses turned brown
The army screams and hollers, Russia has lost lots of dollars
Spending every dime he’s running out of time
No victories to tout, he’ll only scream and shout.
His plans are shredded into bits. Putin on the fritz
Looking all over for a scapegoat, seeing if there is an escape boat
Lost his wits, Putin on the fritz
Russia’s losing trooper after trooper
He’s now frightened to a smelly stupor (super pooper)
There’s no fix in Vladimir’s bag of tricks for a plan that’s shot to bits
Putin on the fritz
Russia’s losing trooper after trooper
And he’s now a scared and messy pooper (get a scooper)
Doesn’t have a clue about what he should do.
His plans are shredded into bits. Putin on the fritz, Putin on the fritz
Putin on the fritz, Putin on the fritz
Big pain, Ukraine, Russia’s mix ripped to bits
With no spine, all down the line, the Russian might is in a fright
They gotta run, running is for them
They can
Run, running is for them, easy peasy
They just got to run
Putin’s on the, Putin's on the
Putin’s on the, Putin's on the
F-R-I-T-Z
Ev’rybody knows this!
On the fritz
On the fritz
On the fritz