Q U A R A N T I N E

I am at my peak in this sTUPID QUARANTINE!..... My brother had the AUDACITY to sleep walk right into my room, fart in my face...... and slap me!.......... I'm done, I need a pan to knock myself out with or maybe I can just hibernate, any other way I'm just..... done 😳🙄💀

Fart in your face?😳 Well you could just lock your room and sneak out late at night to get food and use the latrine...

This is certain to join the collection of weird stories from "Life under Quarantine", by  52yrral.

One time I slept for 12 hours during this quarantine, woke up in a misty stupor.

Can't you just knock him down  or poison him or something?

There are too many alarms in my house....hard to sleep for so long...

OMG, that's nothing like what I did to my sister.

I think quarantine or no quarantine, your brother's antics could still be done. Sounds like a bigger issue.

Just beat him up

Sounds dreadful. Girls not suppose to do that. Please no mention of gender equality.

Or just don’t beat up people at all.

Maybe she eats a high curry diet first. No, I do not want to think about it!

You people heard of a kid's story called Winnie the Pooh? Well there are characters in it including a pig named Piglet. A sound machine had the voices and I'd go to where my sister was in bed and kept playing the Piglet voice to her.

I like the way you think, sir

beat him up, then black mail him and tell him that if he tells mom and dad about what happened you'll tell all his dirty secrets to parents 

Wow. The thing is, I have seen brothers and sisters kill each other...Like literally KILL

Then they could pull a reverse blackmail included with subtle exaggeration to make you look bad.

Oooor you could do what I did: "Accidentally" make him step on a lego, worst punishment ever

Or a pin.