I believe that you can quantify any concept or measurement in terms of babies (👶) Let me explain:
Time: 1 baby = 9 months
ex: "We have known each other for about 2 babies"
Money: 1 baby = 20,000 $
ex: "That cost 2.7% baby!"
Temperature: 1 baby = 97.6°
ex. "It's almost a baby outside today!"
Weight: 1 baby = 6 lbs
ex: "This weighs 3 babies!"
Distance: 1 baby = 19.6 in.
ex. "It's about 50 babies from here"
Let me know your thoughts!!
Catastrophism post-disaster: 1 baby = 3.5 on the Richter Scale, 1.5 on the Fujita Scale, or a 2 in terms of hurricanes. Example: “I’d say that was about 3 babies of a whirlwind!”