Quantifying the known universe in terms of baby

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I believe that you can quantify any concept or measurement in terms of babies (👶) Let me explain: Time: 1 baby = 9 months ex: "We have known each other for about 2 babies" Money: 1 baby = 20,000 $ ex: "That cost 2.7% baby!" Temperature: 1 baby = 97.6° ex. "It's almost a baby outside today!" Weight: 1 baby = 6 lbs ex: "This weighs 3 babies!" Distance: 1 baby = 19.6 in. ex. "It's about 50 babies from here" Let me know your thoughts!!
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This is lifechanging

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What are more baby things

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The amount of babies it takes to complete a task: the he minimum baby number

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Catastrophism post-disaster: 1 baby = 3.5 on the Richter Scale, 1.5 on the Fujita Scale, or a 2 in terms of hurricanes. Example: “I’d say that was about 3 babies of a whirlwind!”
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Something's toughness based on how easily it cuts baby skin and/or bone

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Don't ask how people will figure that out

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Us Americans will use anything except the Imperial system xDDD
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it gets around two babies here sometimes
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i am at least 2 and a half babies
(now figure out what i mean by that)
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How fun something is= the amount of time it could entertain a baby for

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Bump

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Bumpppp

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Can you also measure certain specific liquids?

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hmmm idk how but you should be able to

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1 Lightyear = 18'600 trillion babies 👶
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Instead of calories it's how long it can sustain a baby for

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How strong a gravitational force is based on how many babies would need to cluster together to have an equal pull

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Ex earth has a gravitational pull of about 1.5Billion Baby

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how much water is in the average baby