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rabttv

6.. not 8... 6 northern territory is not a state...

from smallest to largest

tasmania

victoria (best state by far(has melbourne in it and i was born in victoria))

new south wales

queensland

south australia

western australia

the following ar not states

australian capital territory - canberra (part of new south wales)

northern territory (part of south australia)

 


TonyGas
Not the most imaginative names are they?
rabttv

they where named after people... but i dont care about that... i just care that geelong football club is the greatest team of all

 


TonyGas
I must be a bit stupid then because I've never heard of a man called 'New South Wales' or 'South Australia'. Were they pals? Thats not nice HotFlow. Years ago you had to be a criminal to get into Aus, now if your a crim you got no chance. Thats why I have never been!
rabttv

hey!!!!!

at least we stole the good stuff look at us we have hot chicks good weather and awesome beaches! cant beat that...

and we also have the greatest game of all... ausy rules...

and i was also born there... that makes it awesome!


rabttv
they where named after the governors home or position on the map...
TonyGas
So your not a criminal then Darth, just the decsendent of one? Only kidding mate, I bet its a great place, with all the things you mentioned. Your tv is crap though, and your films and you haven't turned out a decent band for a few years either. I think Rolf Harris was the last Aussie to have a number one over here. Mind you, if your on the beach all the time you dont have to watch neighbours. Nicole Kidman is a babe and Russell Crowe is cool.
rabttv

hahaha ~shudder~ neighbours... and home and away...

we have jet... and wolfmother.. the waifs... johny barnes.. pete murray... xavier rudd.. area 7...and billy birmingham


TonyGas
Sorry mate I aint heard of them (except Jet). But Men at Work, Barry Humphries, Midnight Oil, Mark Viduka, Guy Pearce, Harry Kewell and Shane (the perv) Warne are all cool Aussies. 
alma_eterna

Pensylvania (officially a commonwealth) 

Rhode Island is also known by Providence Plantations

 

Nick names for states include the Prairie State (Illinois), the Pelican State (Louisiana), and the Pine Tree State (Maine)

U.S. territories include Puerto Rico

Palau is affiliated with the U.S.

 

My guess would be Pensylvania and Providence Plantations 


A-Jenery
I second Providence...
TonyGas

Guys, this has been a fun thread and thank you all for your contributions. They have ranged from informative, educational and funny, to downright taking the mick! At this point though I feel i should draw your attention to post number 15.

IT WAS A BLOODY JOKE!!!Wink


Phelps
TonyGas wrote: chessbot3000 wrote:

Pearl Harbor isn't a state -


It was after the Japs bombed it!


 Is this the joke (#15)? Hmm... OK, I'm stumped! How did bombing Pearl Harbor make it a state?


TonyGas
Ok folks, you are all obviously intelligent people or you wouldn't be on this site. Your attention would be drawn to tiddlywinks.com or cbeebies.com even. Maybe the gag didn't translate very well, but I know when I first heard it I laughed so much a little bit of wee came out. Maybe its just me...(somebody please tell me they thought that was funny). 
ATJ1968
TonyGas wrote: Cole cash.. thanks for that. Do your friends call you trigger?

Ha ha! That bloke from New zealand STILL doesn't get it.


ATJ1968
The people who didn't get it made me laugh more than the joke. I can't believe them Aussies never mentioned AC/DC. Definately the best thing to come out of Australia.
TonyGas

cole cash, i have had the same broom for fifteen years. its had seven new sticks and fifteen heads.

 

yours truly

dave!


rabttv
hey mate the ac/dc is the best band of all i never have to mention them!!
frenchduke

Thats cause we are so tough. I used to live in england, came over here and even the ants attack you, i was chased by a brown snake (one of the most deadliest ever), sunburnt till i was red and stung by jellyfish.

But now im used to it, tanned and sunproof.

 

Acdc is just bogan rock. it was fun in the 70's. 
Hiltop Hoods, Powderfinger, Silverchair and wolfmother are our big bands, and Elvis presley, not to mention the beetles, I guess you could say Oasis is alright too.

Now im having trouble with a crossword, and i didnt know where else to ask, so im asking here.

Its a 5 letter word, starts with "s", and the clue is "the condition something is in, often used to describe messiness, untidiness and bombed" 


TonightOnly
So to understand the whole 'joke' of this thread is to understand that state refers to messiness or untidiness. I honestly did not get the joke until this last post. 'The condition something is in' seems like a reasonable definition of state to me, but I looked on a few on-line dictionaries and my own personal one and could not find any entry dealing with messiness or anything of the sort. It seems that 'state' describing untidiness is slang in England and/or elsewhere. That is my best guess at least, and just so everyone else knows: That is why you don't get the joke!