"How do I evade property eviction and taxes." -ChickenIM
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#2 I have an answer for that
Fake your death.
Fake your death.
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Fake your death at a young age and never pay taxes
Fake your death at a young age and never pay taxes
Others rise and shine when they wake up I caffeinate and hope for the best
i named my dog 5 miles so I can say I walked 5 miles today
If you are feeling down climb a mountain
If you are called basix and you like Ari you are ai
If you are high go into a deep cave
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If life gives you lemons, squirt them in someone's eye for dominance
If I can’t see the calories, they can’t see me
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
You can't fail if you never try... so I’m basically undefeated
Sleep is just a free trial of death with ads
When life closes a door, just open it again. That’s how doors work
Some people graduate with honors. I am just honored to graduate
If karma doesn't hit you, I gladly will. Just saying
If you can’t beat them, just unplug their Wi-Fi