Quotes for my bio

May the best quotes win 

"Pardon my French, but can you speak in tongues?"

Can I interest you in a pint?

Ba-caw!

He's the man with the plan, the host with the most. He's holy, lowly, he eats ravioli with the white cassock, matching pellegrina, and the most tasteful of fringed fascias. Come on. Y'all know who I'm talking about: it's the Pope,

#3 what even is that supposed to mean

"Just because people deny your opinion and your ideas, doesn't mean you should give up. Your ideas matter to someone"

.. oh ofc. How could I not know that.

Guys btw if you haven't friended me, can you send me a friend request. Only if u want

Haters are always going to hate, so just keep on living your life. There will always be genuine people who care.

"Stop stalking!"

No its bc only ppl who are looking at your profile will see it