Random game stuff(Jokes riddles and more...?)
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Nothing is better than dogs and stinky socks are better than nothing, so that means stinky socks are better than dogs. Change my mind.
Hoo-ston.
Was I right? I just guessed
If someone says they are cooler than you, that makes you hotter than me.
Are these ok? Not exactly jokes or riddles, just mind bending statements.
When you empty the vacuum cleaner, you ARE a vacuum cleaner. Change my mind.
Teacher: “spell orange.”
Student: “the fruit or the colour?”
Teacher: “why not just the drink? That’ll be fine.”
Student: “the fruit or the colour?”
Teacher: “why not just the drink? That’ll be fine.”
Knock knock.
Who’s there
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo.
Who’s there
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo.
When my brother breaks my toothbrush, to control my anger, I clean the toilet.
With his toothbrush. And then watch him brush his teeth the next day.
With his toothbrush. And then watch him brush his teeth the next day.
Wife: “Where have you been all day?”
Husband: “I went to the doctor this morning. He said I had a day to live. You’re lucky you have such a smart husband. I went to twelve other doctors and they all gave me another day. Whenever I run low, I can go to a doctor and get another day.”
Husband: “I went to the doctor this morning. He said I had a day to live. You’re lucky you have such a smart husband. I went to twelve other doctors and they all gave me another day. Whenever I run low, I can go to a doctor and get another day.”
I got a book titled “how to win your argument 50% of the time”. I bought two copies. Then I realized I could have just read the book twice.
Oh wow!
Think of as many jokes, riddles, etc and post them here!