random news i made up - Chess Forums

ayaanistufff

Feb 3, 2026

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#1

breaking news! somebody beat the martin bot!

MasonEx

Feb 3, 2026

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#2

breaking news! somebody beat the small child!

Ryanrenze

Feb 3, 2026

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#3

breaking news! someone is breathing!

ayaanistufff

Feb 3, 2026

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#4

breaking news! were hiring! salary is no money dp to do nothing

Riyanshu17_8_12

Feb 3, 2026

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#5

Breaking news!! I know how to unbreathe

S0apTheGreat

Feb 3, 2026

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#6

breaking news! wait something feels wrong

Letsgooredsox

Feb 3, 2026

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#7

Breaking news! Im having a stroke *dies*

ayaanistufff

Feb 3, 2026

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#8

breaking news! i have a newsthingymahoo!

Ryanrenze

Feb 3, 2026

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#9

Breaking news! I have pneumonoultralmicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

ayaanistufff

Feb 3, 2026

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#10

#9 thats a long word tbh but not that long

ayaanistufff

Feb 3, 2026

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#11

breaking news! im an alien!

Iconic-Pink

Feb 3, 2026

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#12

breaking news! ICE slipped on ice

b1rdboy

Feb 3, 2026

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#13

lol

Apple-juice17

Feb 3, 2026

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#14

Breaking news!……….

Snowy-Yutyrannus

Feb 3, 2026

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#15

Breaking news! Mason kicked the child out the window

MasonEx

Feb 3, 2026

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#16

breaking news! you weren't supposed to tell them that!

ayaanistufff

Feb 3, 2026

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#17

breaking news! i ate all my cookies :(

DreamGoatofMinecraft

Feb 3, 2026

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#18

Breaking News! Mason kicked another child out of the window!

DreamGoatofMinecraft

Feb 3, 2026

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#19

Shoot I broke the rules I forgot I was supposed to do made up news…

MasonEx

Feb 3, 2026

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#20

nahhh that's wild 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏✌️✌️