Reasons you can't post here

1.Your argument is invalid.

2.Your head will turn into a banana.

3.Your chess rating will become -1.

4.You will play the parham all the time.

5.Your computer will explode.

6.You will time-out on all live chess games because of no computer.

7.You have to waste money on a new computer.

8.You will make 5,000 hurt/heals and other voting polls about openings.

9.Everybody will want you banned.

10. Whenever you make a thread, it will get locked.

My head... turned into a banana???? 

11. You will set up the board wrong every time you play OTB chess

12 (Esp for pdela): You'll get moved to off-topic

13. All of your threads will be started in off-topic, no matter where you want them to start.

Sorry jrz, but my head isn't a banana.

My head isn't a banana either.