Rizz Pickup lines

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Y’all have to pick the best one
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Uh my pickup lines are too sus

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Are you my pinkie toe? Because I have a feeling I will bang you on the corner of my bed tonight
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#724 DM them to me and I’ll rate them
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Uh...

HELL NAH WHAT IS THAT LINE

and I cant say them in DMs even

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Why, nobody can see DM’s unless I report it (why would I report smth so valuable?)
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ummm...still.

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Are you a person
bc i eat people 💞

wait

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#730 agreeable
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Do you want me to pour water on you because I thought your hot
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I use that in the summer
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Whos gonna tell him hes not tuff 😔🙏

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im gonna ask you to leave then

because you make all the women outside look bad

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Ok fine only ONE

We were supposed to do pickup lines in speed dating in science for parts of the clell, but I thought of this even though I was a chloroplast.

Are you a cell membrane? Because I could penetrate you any day.

Idk it's kinda bad

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wut

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Did u know ur 60% water? That means I need u to survive.....I'm bad at lol

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U have a broken heart? Cuz I got the missing pieces.....idk guys

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U think I'm dumb? Well I'm even dumber when I can't get u off my mind ..this better??

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If you were red and I was yellow we could be the colors on a coral snake (Bio Rizz)

Your flaws must be John Cena because I can't see any of them (WWE Rizz)

Are you orange because I like the color orange (color rizz)

Are you a French horn because I'd like to pick you up but I would never play you (Band Rizz)

You must the vaccum of space because you take the air right out of my lungs (Space Rizz)

Are you the lampshades at a hotel because I wanna take you home (Larceny Rizz)

A collection of interesting Rizz lines created by yours truly lmk if it works