Santa doesn't exist

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THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS HE DOES

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HE DOES EXIST ASK BASIX HE IS SANTA

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#4

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SANTA IS REAL MAN HOW DO YALL NOT BELIEVE IN IT

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SANTA ISN'T REAL YOUR PARENTS SECRETLY PUT THE GIFTS THEY BOUGHT UNDER THE TREE

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Do you think presents grow on trees and cookies randomly disappear?

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#13 The parents EAT the COOKIESSSS

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I HAVE LOOKED ACROSS MY ENTIRE HOUSE EVERY YEAR I FIND ALL THE PRESENTS EXCEPT THE ONES FROM SANTA

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I HAVE LOOKED ACROSS MY ENTIRE HOUSE EVERY YEAR I FIND ALL THE PRESENTS EXCEPT THE ONES FROM SANTA

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#15 LEARN TO WRITEEEEEEEE

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I just asked my parents if Santa is real, and they said yes.

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BRO REALLY THINKS SANTA IS REAL IN 2025

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Fr imma ask my mom rn

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NAURRR BRO YOU GUYS LIE

HE EXISTSSSS, you guys just like to put fake wannabe santas in malls so kiddies can sit on his lap😭

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SHE SAID HE IS REAL

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Ok time for truth there was a Santa many many many years ago and his name was San Nicolás he gave many people presents because he was rich but then he died

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I'm one of his elves, I would certainly know.

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And he went to the north pole

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#26 loll