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SFNM 2: Jailbreak!
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#4
TheChessInfinity wrote:
Beluga_me wrote:
appreciate you copy pasted that much
yes and vote
3 days ago
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#7
so 1 (preston), 2 (techno), 3 (grox), 4 (camman), 5 (crave), 6 (notvixios), 7 (dantdm), 8 (parrot), 9 (eystreem), or 10 (aphmau)
3 days ago
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#8
Vote:
PrestonPlayz
Technoblade (1)
Grox (3)
Camman18
Crave
NotVixios (1)
DanTDM (2)
Parrot (1)
EYStreem
Aphmau (1)
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TheChessInfinity wrote:
BRO YOU WANT TECHNOBLADE TO BE ELIMINATED 🤦♂️
Idk who Technoblade is
2 days ago
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#14
Just vote already on who you wanna eliminate
Like just type a number from 1 to 10 bud
2 days ago
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#15
skillissuedlol400 wrote:
Before this, people report you, do not comment on this post.
So what? Pick a number from 1 to 10
TEAM PICKING
Notch: Now, GeorgeNotFound and PrestonPlayz, pick the teams.
GeorgeNotFound: Dream! (Screaming Eagles: 2/10)
PrestonPlayz: If George’s picking Dream, then I’m picking Technoblade! (Roaring Lions: 2/10)
Dream: George, can I be co-leader?
GeorgeNotFound: Sure.
Dream: If this is where the Dream SMP will be, then I’ll pick Sapnap! (Screaming Eagles: 3/10)
Technoblade: Preston, can I be co-leader?
PrestonPlayz: Okay, if you want.
Technoblade: I’ll pick Grox! (Roaring Lions: 3/10)
Grox: Camman18, Crave, and NotVixios! Come in! (Roaring Lions: 6/10)
Dream: Oh no! Grian, Mumbo, and Scar! Join us! (Screaming Eagles: 6/10)
Technoblade: DanTDM and Parrot, join us! (Roaring Lions: 8/10)
GeorgeNotFound: And I’ll pick Pixlrffs and Ethoslab! (Screaming Eagles: 8/10)
Technoblade: This is starting to get tough. EYStreem gets scared too easily, Craftee’s useless, Mikecrack can’t speak English, and Aphmau always thinks she’s beautiful! They all suck! However, I’m gonna pick EYStreem because he’s the best among them. (Roaring Lions: 9/10)
Dream: This is also tough, but I’ll choose Mikecrack! (Screaming Eagles: 9/10)
PrestonPlayz: Oh no. I have to pick between Craftee and Aphmau. *discussing with team members*
GeorgeNotFound: Craftee. He’s useless, but at least better than a girl that always thinks she’s beautiful and overreacts to endermites! (Screaming Eagles: 10/10)
PrestonPlayz: I have to choose Aphmau… (Roaring Lions 10/10)
NAME PICKING
GeorgeNotFound: So, what shall our team name be?
Craftee: *inhales* It should be-
GeorgeNotFound: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Dream: Oh! I know! The Screaming Eagles!
Notch: Okay. We know that GeorgeNotFound’s team is the Screaming Eagles. What about you, PrestonPlayz?
Aphmau: ENDERMITE HATERS!
Technoblade: Shut up, you arrogant girl! You don’t have the authority to talk, prick! We do!
PrestonPlayz: Yeah, since they’re doing eagles, we’re doing lions! How about the Roaring Lions?
Notch: Fair enough. GeorgeNotFound’s team is the Screaming Eagles and PrestonPlayz’s team is the Roaring Lions.
Aphmau: *moans*
Sapnap: Shut up! Nobody likes you!
Aphmau: But I’m the most beautiful girl in the wo-
Camman18: So do we care?!
Notch: Enough with the talking. The second challenge is to escape a jail in 30 minutes.
THE CONTEST
Obstacle #1 (Bedrock Cage)
Notch: And guys, you have to get all 10 team members out. The team who loses will be up for elimination, where one of your team members will be eliminated. *teleports everyone into jail cells*
Screaming Eagles team’s cell
GeorgeNotFound: So what are we gonna do?
Craftee: I can hel-
Screaming Eagles: Shut up! We know you’re useless!
Dream: So how are we escaping?
GoodTimesWithScar: Oh! I know! There’s a hopper below us with a lot of wood and an item frame with an oak log!
GeorgeNotFound: Okay. We turn the log into planks, then we turn the planks into a crafting table, then we make boats!
Dream: Good idea!
And the Screaming Eagles were the first to make it out of the first obstacle.
Roaring Lions
Aphmau: Don’t you think I’m the most beautiful g-
Technoblade: Shut up! We’re trying to escape this massive jail cell, and you’re still bragging about your beauty?!
Grox: And you know what else is massive?
PrestonPlayz: Nobody asked, Grox. And guys, I got this. There’s a hopper below us with a lot of wood.
Technoblade: And an item frame with an oak log above us.
Parrot: Oh! I know what to do – what if we turn the log into planks which can be used to make a crafting ta-
Aphmau: A crafting table for my mascara?
Crave: Shut up, you annoying girl! Nobody asked you!
Aphmau: Well, I asked!
Technoblade: Okay. Now let’s figure out how we can escape the first obstacle.
Parrot: Table which can be used to make boats for us all! Easy!
The Roaring Lions also escaped, but it took them 3 minutes and 40 seconds to escape because of Aphmau’s delay. The Screaming Eagles escaped in 1 minute and 20 seconds though, and are in the second obstacle.
Roaring Lions (26:20)
Obstacle #2 (Glass Bridge)
PrestonPlayz: NOTCH!
Notch: *teleports to the Roaring Lions cell* Yes?
PrestonPlayz: DO WE SERIOUSLY HAVE TO GET APHMAU OUT OF THE CELL AS WELL? SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT HER BEAUTY AND NOT ESCAPING THE JAIL CELL.
Notch: Yes. As I said before, every team member has to escape the jail cell in order to win. It means that Aphmau has to get out as well.
Parrot: *sobs*
Notch: *disappears*
Technoblade: Don’t cry, Parrot. Me and Preston will lead you!
Screaming Eagles (28:40)
GeorgeNotFound: Hippity hoppi- ahh! I’m in lava!
GeorgeNotFound dies and gets recovered.
Dream: Okay, guys. This is the Glass Bridge challenge from Squid Game.
Pixlrffs: And the first correct tile is the left tile. Guys, jump into the left tile!
The Screaming Eagles were the first to find the correct tile. The other nine team members jumped into the left tile as well.
Mikecrack: Mi intuición me dice que la teja de la derecha es la correcta. (My intuition tells me that the right tile is the correct tile.)
GeorgeNotFound: Mikecrack, if you seriously can’t speak English, just shut up! We can handle this on our own!
Mikecrack: Um… okay?
Dream: Yay! Mikecrack finally spoke English!
The Screaming Eagles celebrated, delaying them for a minute.
Mikecrack: ¡Chicos, deberíais dejar de celebrar y centraros en el desafío! (Guys, you should stop celebrating and focus on the challenge instead!)
Dream: Not again…
Roaring Lions (24:00)
Technoblade: You guys should start walking!
Aphmau: No! I will only walk if someone holds my hand!
NotVixios: C’mon! We can’t wait any longer! We gotta make it to the other side before the Eagles do! And I bet Elon Musk’s entire fortune that they are now on the third obstacle!
PrestonPlayz: It’s the left tile!
The Roaring Lions also jumped onto the left tile, just much later than the Screaming Eagles.
PrestonPlayz: Now, the right tile!
The Roaring Lions found the second tile much earlier before the Screaming Eagles.
Screaming Eagles (21:30)
GoodTimesWithScar: So guys, what is the second tile?
Mikecrack jumps onto the right tile and everyone follows him
Mikecrack: I angry! You no listen to me!
GeorgeNotFound: Pff. At least he can speak English. Not normal English though.
Craftee: The correct one is on the-
GeorgeNotFound: Shut up!
Mikecrack: Why you no let him talk? Let him help!
GeorgeNotFound: That’s because he’s useless.
Craftee: THE RIGHT!
Dream: Are you lying to us, you traitor?
Craftee: I’m not lying, my good sir!
Dream: Okay. But if it’s the wrong tile, nobody will like you!
Roaring Lions (20:00)
Technoblade: We finally did it!
Aphmau: Am I the most beautiful g-
Technoblade: Shut up.
Screaming Eagles (17:40)
GeorgeNotFound: We did it.
The Screaming Eagles took 11 minutes to finish the second obstacle, while the Roaring Lions finished the obstacle in just 6 minutes and 20 seconds.
Obstacle #3 (Lever Puzzle)
Screaming Eagles (17:00)
Dream: Okay, guys. We see 9 levers out of nowhere. What could they possibly do?
Sapnap: What if we press them in the correct sequence and the door will open?
Dream: Okay, good idea! But what is the sequence?
Mikecrack: ¿Qué pasaría si hubiera algo en la habitación que nos dijera cuál podría ser la secuencia? (What if there is something in the room that can tell us what the sequence is?)
GeorgeNotFound: Mikecrack! Speak English! Literally, nobody understands what you’re saying!
Mikecrack: What if thing… *breathes* in room… tell us order?
Dream: Okay. Guys, nobody touch the levers. We must find the sequence first.
GeorgeNotFound: We must split into two groups. Dream, Pixlrffs, Scar, Mumbo and Mikecrack, scout that area! Grian, Craftee, EthosLab, Sapnap and I will scout this area.
Roaring Lions (19:30)
Technoblade: Okay. We’re in a room with nine levers. So what are we gonna do?
Aphmau: Can I press the levers? I’m the pre-
Technoblade: No! We can handle this ourselves!
PrestonPlayz: What if the levers have a sequence used to open the door to the fourth obstacle?
DanTDM: Okay. And I can tell that there must be a clue in the room that tells us what the sequence has to be.
Grox: Hey, guys! Do you have idea where the clue might be?
Camman18: Sigma squad!
NotVixios: The first input must be 4, since we have four sigma squad members!
Technoblade: Wait. We have to find the clue first! What if 4’s not the right input?
Crave: Techno could be right. SIGMA SQUAD, FIND THE CLUE!
Camman18, Grox and NotVixios: Okay sir!
The sigma scouts the entire room, but there is nothing. That’s when Crave finds a chest…
Crave: *opens the chest* It looks like nine pieces of paper… but why do they have numbers? SIGMA SQUAD ALERT! THERE IS A CHEST WITH A HIDDEN MESSAGE!
Aphmau: Why don’t I get to be the one who presses the levers? I’m the most beautiful girl in the-
Parrot: Nobody cares!
Camman18: Hmm… What if the message is the clue for the levers? LIONS ALERT! THE CORRECT SEQUENCE IS 3, 7, 6, 1, 4, 8, 2, 5, 9!
Technoblade inputs the message. It was right.
Screaming Eagles (14:50)
Pixlrffs: The correct sequence is 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 2, 6, 3, 9!
The Roaring Lions passed the third obstacle in 3 minutes 30 seconds, while the Screaming Eagles passed in 4 minutes.
CLC Scene
VISUALS: SWITCHING FROM FOURTH OBSTACLE OF JAIL CELL TO CLC
JeromeASF: Guys! Struggling with the cold of the CLC?
Jelly: We are!
JeromeASF: Well, then, I can help you. It’s my baby oil! Jerome’s Baby Oil can help you increase body heat – and you won’t get too warm from it either! Get Jerome’s Baby Oil now!
Phoenix SC: *yawns* Let me try it. But I know for sure it’ll cost my life savings.
JeromeASF: Don’t worry, Phoenix SC! My baby oil is completely free! *gives baby oil to Phoenix SC*
Phoenix SC: *rubs oil on his arms* Thank you, Jerome!
Nico: *puts on ushanka* A worthy opponent. Let’s see who will stay warm for longer.
JeromeASF: Let’s see. You don’t have any warm clothes!
Philza (in winter clothes): And your baby oil won’t work at all!
Clevooo: Hey JeromeASF! I’m literally freezing, can I get some baby oil?
JeromeASF: Sure thing! *gives baby oil to Clevooo*
Philza & xNestorio: Who needs baby oil?
JeromeASF: Why? You’ll freeze because of it! C’mon, listen to daddy!
Cash: Daddy?
Everyone: *laughs at JeromeASF* BRO JUST SAID DADDY!
Philza: Guys, that’s not funny. I can tell that baby oil won’t keep you guys warm.
Nico: Yeah, like you should bring your warmest clothes like me!
Skeppy: I’d want some baby oil!
Philza: NO! DON-
JeromeASF: If it doesn’t work, I’ll pay Elon Musk’s fortune!
Nico: Sir, you’re in debt of 1.215 trillion US dollars.
JeromeASF: *sobs* I’m in more debt than literal countries!
Philza: Womp womp.
Back to the contest
Obstacle #4
Roaring Lions (17:00)
Aphmau: Answer me! Am I the most beautiful girl in-
PrestonPlayz: Argh, not again! Guys! Let’s leave Aphmau behind and make our way past the limbo!
Parrot: No! We must get Aphmau to the other side too!
PrestonPlayz: Why? She always askes if she’s the most beautiful girl on earth!
Parrot: Okay, Preston. I understand that she deserves to be left and behind, but if we leave her behind, we will lose the challenge.
PrestonPlayz: And if we lose the challenge, we will lose one member. I’m betting it’s Aphmau.
Parrot: No, you don’t get it! What if I get eliminated?! What if you get eliminated?!
PrestonPlayz: C’mon, son, there’s a 99.99% chance she’ll get eliminated. Expect the best while prepared for the worst.
Parrot: What if it’s the 0.01%?!
PrestonPlayz: You know, it’s like 1 in 10,000. And that’s the chances for the other 9 of us Lions combined, including me and you. I have a 1 in 90,000 chance of getting eliminated, and so do you.
Parrot: Oh, I understand, my good sir. But we should get Aphmau to the other side!
Aphmau: No way I’ll get eliminated! I’m the prettiest girl in the universe and y’all are my zesty fan boys!
Technoblade: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL US?!
PrestonPlayz: We’re definitely leaving Aphmau, even if it costs us a trip to the CLC.
Screaming Eagles (14:00)
GeorgeNotFound: C’mon! We gotta make it past!
GeorgeNotFound was the first to make it across.
Dream: Okay. I got this. Guys, go with me!
The Screaming Eagles made it to the end of the limbo in just 30 seconds, while the Roaring Lions finished in 5 minutes.
Obstacle #5 (Parkour)
Screaming Eagles (12:00)
Dream: Guys! We can do this!
EthosLab: Welp, let’s try our best! We can’t fall behind the Lions!
Roaring Lions (12:00)
PrestonPlayz: Parkour? This is gonna be so easy!
The Screaming Eagles finished the parkour earlier in 6 minutes, while the Roaring Lions finished the parkour in 10 minutes.
Notch: 30 minutes left! *teleports to the CLC*
CLC Scene #2
JeromeASF: Guys!
Philza: Not again…
Nico: What is it this time?!
JeromeASF: Introducing… Jerome’s Baby Oil 2.0!
Notch: Baby… oil?
Phoenix SC: They froze my friends! He lied that it’ll help keep them warm!
Nico: Notch, send JeromeASF to the nearest concentration or labor camp!
Notch: The nearest one is 1,000 kilometers away.
Philza: How about execute him?
Notch: Why should I execute him?
Cash: He scammed me! He said that his baby oil will help keep us warm, and we trusted him, and he backfired at us! We became frozen cold!
Notch: Guys! There is a heated toilet room there!
CLCers: How could we not have known?!
Notch: I’ll lock him in one of the heated toilet rooms so he’ll die of heat.
Phoenix SC & Philza: Good idea!
Notch takes out his keys, forces JeromeASF into one of the toilet rooms and locks the room.
Daquavis: Guys, shut up. You guys are all weak.
Nico: Are you drunk?! It’s -30° and I’m perfectly okay, and you’re calling me weak?!
Daquavis: I don’t have clothes and can keep myself warm, and you literally have to wear a coat! What are you talking about?!
Maizen-JJ: Guys! Are you struggling with keeping warm in the -30°?
Stampy Longhead: Shut up already!
Maizen-Mikey: If yes, you should get Maizen’s Warmth Oi-
Nico: Not again…
Phoenix SC: Literally no one cares about your dirty baby oil!
Maizen-JJ: This one ain’t baby oil and actually keeps you warm!
Nico: Just shut up already!
Maizen-JJ: Fine, if you want me to prove you that it actually works then… *rubs oil into his hands*
Voting
Notch: *teleports back to the surface* So, the Screaming Eagles won the contest!
Vote one of the Roaring Lions on who you want to eliminate.
Comment 1 for PrestonPlayz, 2 for Technoblade, 3 for Grox, 4 for Camman18, 5 for Crave, 6 for NotVixios, 7 for DanTDM, 8 for Parrot, 9 for EYStreem and 10 for Aphmau!