i can hear stix's footsteps after reading the entire Butcher's Vein song (i think that's what its called...)
shadow mute no6.

[gets phantom muted]
WHYYYYYYY CHESS.COM
alright that’s it
lichess is better than chess.com

here are my last words
They say my hunger's a problem
They tell me to curb my appetite
They say I can't keep myself from trying
A bite of every plate in sight
They worship patience, a virtue
Oh, they tell me gluttony's a sin
But my desire, it's bottomless
I wanna slit your throat and eat 'til I get sick
The slaughter's on
I'd love to see you come undone
Unsatisfied, until I've got you flayed alive
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
To truss you up in pretty patterns
Oh, to dress your flesh up with the works
Perfectly portioned by a dagger
Serving the finest leftover dessert
Why would I desecrate a carcass?
Oh, why let the offal go to waste?
It's love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness
A perfect strike to fix the horror on your face
The slaughter's mine
Oh, blood and viscera divine
Preserved and primed
Each muscle divvied up to dine
And in the high 我存在
Tasting 血淋淋的愛
I'll devour all of you in time
Oh, your heart
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve it out, your life
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
To snap the sinew, I want
To get within you, I want
To not forgive you
Rigor mortis, mold and mildew
But dear, you should be grateful
That I won't waste a good meal
That all my love's precision
Carves a cut to simply die for
To snap the sinew, I want
To get within you, I want
To scar the tissue
Butterfly and rectify you
I need to be your afterlife
Eucharist, I deify
God, oh, **** the fork and knife
I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite!
The slaughter's on
I'd love to see you come undone
Unsatisfied, until I've got you flayed alive
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
And now the slaughter's mine
My darling, get under the knife
Your broken pride
A cut so perfect in its prime
All that I see, 63
為讓我心醉的你
I'll be waiting, so impatiently
Oh, your heart
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve it out, your life
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
Slice!
Dice!
Them all right!
And feed the masses till they're stuffed!
Cook!
Fry!
Fresh delight!
I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
Come one, come all, your chef is home!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
And even when I claim my throne,
They still… Hunger for more…
So grab a plate
Come get a taste
Of scrambled pain
Right down into its core
My guests remain unsatisfied
Until you're flayed alive!
So go and grow that appetite,
And join your teammates for a bite!
Builderman, your buildin’s got nothin’ on scorchin’ ovens!
“Put dispenser here,” And then I'll cook you by the dozen!
Pizza boy wants a piece of me? I won't fight fair!
Pullin’ up to Builder Brothers,turn it to another kitchen NIGHTMARE!
Two time, stay strapped in,
‘Cause my KNIFE puts the SLASH into “They/Them,”
Aw Chance, bad luck! That’s not your fault!
Now I’ll serve you well done with a pinch of salt, YEAHH!
Slice!
Dice!
Them all right!
And feed the masses till they're stuffed!
Cook!
Fry!
Fresh delight!
I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
You know the name, don’t wear it out!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
I’ve earned this toque atop my crown!
Yet still… Slave at the stove…
So get in line
Before you dine
And grab a steamin’ side
Of getting pwned,
My guests remain unsatisfied
Until you're flayed alive!
So go and grow that appetite,
And join your teammates for a bite!
“Guest kick, Guest punch!”
Guess what? CHEF’S CUT!
“Chef’s kiss!” what they’ll be saying
About my next lunch!
Double-o7, you're getting cut up and flayed!
Gimme some Double-o-Lemons, I’ll make some Double-o-nade!
Oh Johnathan, your flukes have runneth dry
Your “goose is cooked?” NAH, your chicken’s fried!
Step to the chef!
Best come to eat!
Pull up a seat!
Bon appetit!
Jason’s part:
Bloodshed boutta raise the stakes, it’s the horror from the Crystal Lake, and this urban legend’s got lives to take, in the deepest depths, I lie awake, you hear that? I’m back at last, I leave my mark: a gaping gash, I throw my saw, you throw the match, keep getting laid and I’ll lay you out flat!
C00lkidd’s part:
Given a shot, you threw it away
I saved you a spot right next to your teammates! Join the team, we’ll frolic and play, so play along in the chaos we create! This platform may be vast, but C00lkids make it fun! I saved the best for last! And you’re the final one!
1x1x1x1’s part:
ONE MORE 3D PEST TO SLICE AND SLASH UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE, HUNT YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT AND YOU’LL BE RAVAGED BY THE MORNING SUN! 1X1X1X1! CLEANSE THE FILTH YOUR KIND’S BECOME, ALL YOU DO IS SPREAD YOUR BLOCKY PLAGUE THE MORE YOU TRY TO RUN!
John Doe’s part:
Slowly, I approach thee, you know me, I’m the OG, and I’m OP, and it’s showing, you don’t know who the Doe be, binary pesticide will set you free, if they’re still alive then leave them all to M E !
Noli’s part:
EVERY ####### WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!! SIT BACK AND RELAX AND FALL INTO THE VOID.
The Spectre’s part:
Boys and girls of every age… Wouldn’t you like to see something strange? My itty bitty puppets running in my little cage, now, take the stage, their very fame will lead them right into their GRAVES.
hey there buddy chum pal friend chum pal buddy chummy chum pal amigo pal chum friend friend chummy buddy chummy chum chum pal, i don't meant to be rude my pal home slice bread slice but if you take one chummy pal step i'm going to have to diddly darn snap your neck, and wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.
THE OTF DOCUMENTS.
ButterWing
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
They sleep at 2AM everyday. I wonder how they do it. Does it go like: Wake up at 6. Sleep at 2. I dunno, I don’t have the same timetable as them.
OLD2012
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He DOES NOT go to school. What are you looking at? Why doesn't he go to school? How would I know? I’m not him!
BasixWhiteBoy
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Known for the very popular thread, OTF dead at night. A very famous person in OTF. Also known for being stuck inside a pool. Very interesting. You can join him, I’ll stay out.
FIZZLE1009GOLD13
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He is sometimes on OTF. That’s really it. Basically every person on OTF. Like me…except for the v a n.
Nate_Pi
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
It is to be noted from his bio that he once won against a 200 elo kid with a bat. You should learn from this. After all, I guess the kid learnt from it.
stixystix0212
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Okay. This is a bit of a doozy. The top 3 in the OTF Freaky Ranks. A very active OTFer…and stop CALLING CASHIER HOT! It’s not like he isn’t- COUGH COUGH. [Side Note: BETRAYED 1x IS MALE!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!11] Anyways…a quick quote from the person themselves. ‘The hair makes me forget about the weiner.’ - stixystix0212.
RealTactics960
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Wannabe. Haiku Master, RP enthusiast. Rapper. Honestly I’d like to say capper, but whatever floats your boat. Active OTFer and great role player. Although I wonder…[REDACTED].
SafChess1
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
inhale. Nice car. How much did it cost? And…
Can I take it?-
TheFlyingDorito
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He caused Armageddon and terror to OTF until he was banished to the mirror realm. He’s pretty insane. If I were you, I’d let him do his thing and destroy the world. Sounds good!
Iconic_Ninja
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
You are just a chill guy. Tbh, are you actually a ninj- forget it, I don’t need to ask. I think he is a ninja I’m not gonna lie…anyways, you joined OTF a while ago. Respect.
Winston1234e
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
The PFP changer. You cannot beat me- anyways. Oh yeah, you change your PFP every week or something. You joined OTF like, 3 months ago? God I love this job. I don’t.
Balviboy
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
I swear you said you came back and left and came back but okay. You are respected. And….where are you? I don’t know either!
ChimichuriCat
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
They once gave a kid a knife. They said it was a toothpick. If only that kid. DIDN’T LISTEN TO THAT ADVICE. Anyways, seriously, who does that?!
QueenNinja35
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Hmm…what do I say about them? Also, where did my coffe- ah, forget it. An active OTFer, pretty chill.
Arushva10
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
I’m pretty sure he is just a normal person. Roblox player, loud correct buzzer, good at…most, sports. New to OTF. Do I get paid for doing this? Nope.
AnishAce1
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He’s an anime kind of person, and has watched…a lot of anime. How many times am I gonna say anime? Anyway…casual Pokémon fan and quite active on OTF. I respect that. Next!
Magpie_0-0
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Okay, here is the drill. You are chill. Hold up, coffee really quick. sip. Okay, carrying on. People respect you. And…you like changing your username. Respect.
Pasta_Fobby
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Fobby, I remember your pastacides. Anyways…an active OTFer. Has been on for a while now. Just don’t say that his food is bad. Somebody learnt that the Hard Way.
Define7890
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
You should probably stop sending them club invites. If you do, I pity you. Joined Chess.Com 3 years ago. A chill person.
DevinSuckAtChess
First off, YOU DON’T SUCK AT CHESS. You are pretty epic and joined OTF a while ago. You have a lot of friends and have some good and fun threads. I guess you could say, you didn’t suck at anything.
THIS DOCUMENT IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LE- get out!
Well, that’s it from me, your host, CORRUPTION.
What if I quote the entire first post (I can hear the mods footsteps)

here are my last words
They say my hunger's a problem
They tell me to curb my appetite
They say I can't keep myself from trying
A bite of every plate in sight
They worship patience, a virtue
Oh, they tell me gluttony's a sin
But my desire, it's bottomless
I wanna slit your throat and eat 'til I get sick
The slaughter's on
I'd love to see you come undone
Unsatisfied, until I've got you flayed alive
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
To truss you up in pretty patterns
Oh, to dress your flesh up with the works
Perfectly portioned by a dagger
Serving the finest leftover dessert
Why would I desecrate a carcass?
Oh, why let the offal go to waste?
It's love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness
A perfect strike to fix the horror on your face
The slaughter's mine
Oh, blood and viscera divine
Preserved and primed
Each muscle divvied up to dine
And in the high 我存在
Tasting 血淋淋的愛
I'll devour all of you in time
Oh, your heart
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve it out, your life
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
To snap the sinew, I want
To get within you, I want
To not forgive you
Rigor mortis, mold and mildew
But dear, you should be grateful
That I won't waste a good meal
That all my love's precision
Carves a cut to simply die for
To snap the sinew, I want
To get within you, I want
To scar the tissue
Butterfly and rectify you
I need to be your afterlife
Eucharist, I deify
God, oh, **** the fork and knife
I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite!
The slaughter's on
I'd love to see you come undone
Unsatisfied, until I've got you flayed alive
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
And now the slaughter's mine
My darling, get under the knife
Your broken pride
A cut so perfect in its prime
All that I see, 63
為讓我心醉的你
I'll be waiting, so impatiently
Oh, your heart
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve it out, your life
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
Slice!
Dice!
Them all right!
And feed the masses till they're stuffed!
Cook!
Fry!
Fresh delight!
I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
Come one, come all, your chef is home!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
And even when I claim my throne,
They still… Hunger for more…
So grab a plate
Come get a taste
Of scrambled pain
Right down into its core
My guests remain unsatisfied
Until you're flayed alive!
So go and grow that appetite,
And join your teammates for a bite!
Builderman, your buildin’s got nothin’ on scorchin’ ovens!
“Put dispenser here,” And then I'll cook you by the dozen!
Pizza boy wants a piece of me? I won't fight fair!
Pullin’ up to Builder Brothers,turn it to another kitchen NIGHTMARE!
Two time, stay strapped in,
‘Cause my KNIFE puts the SLASH into “They/Them,”
Aw Chance, bad luck! That’s not your fault!
Now I’ll serve you well done with a pinch of salt, YEAHH!
Slice!
Dice!
Them all right!
And feed the masses till they're stuffed!
Cook!
Fry!
Fresh delight!
I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
You know the name, don’t wear it out!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
I’ve earned this toque atop my crown!
Yet still… Slave at the stove…
So get in line
Before you dine
And grab a steamin’ side
Of getting pwned,
My guests remain unsatisfied
Until you're flayed alive!
So go and grow that appetite,
And join your teammates for a bite!
“Guest kick, Guest punch!”
Guess what? CHEF’S CUT!
“Chef’s kiss!” what they’ll be saying
About my next lunch!
Double-o7, you're getting cut up and flayed!
Gimme some Double-o-Lemons, I’ll make some Double-o-nade!
Oh Johnathan, your flukes have runneth dry
Your “goose is cooked?” NAH, your chicken’s fried!
Step to the chef!
Best come to eat!
Pull up a seat!
Bon appetit!
Jason’s part:
Bloodshed boutta raise the stakes, it’s the horror from the Crystal Lake, and this urban legend’s got lives to take, in the deepest depths, I lie awake, you hear that? I’m back at last, I leave my mark: a gaping gash, I throw my saw, you throw the match, keep getting laid and I’ll lay you out flat!
C00lkidd’s part:
Given a shot, you threw it away
I saved you a spot right next to your teammates! Join the team, we’ll frolic and play, so play along in the chaos we create! This platform may be vast, but C00lkids make it fun! I saved the best for last! And you’re the final one!
1x1x1x1’s part:
ONE MORE 3D PEST TO SLICE AND SLASH UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE, HUNT YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT AND YOU’LL BE RAVAGED BY THE MORNING SUN! 1X1X1X1! CLEANSE THE FILTH YOUR KIND’S BECOME, ALL YOU DO IS SPREAD YOUR BLOCKY PLAGUE THE MORE YOU TRY TO RUN!
John Doe’s part:
Slowly, I approach thee, you know me, I’m the OG, and I’m OP, and it’s showing, you don’t know who the Doe be, binary pesticide will set you free, if they’re still alive then leave them all to M E !
Noli’s part:
EVERY ####### WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!! SIT BACK AND RELAX AND FALL INTO THE VOID.
The Spectre’s part:
Boys and girls of every age… Wouldn’t you like to see something strange? My itty bitty puppets running in my little cage, now, take the stage, their very fame will lead them right into their GRAVES.
hey there buddy chum pal friend chum pal buddy chummy chum pal amigo pal chum friend friend chummy buddy chummy chum chum pal, i don't meant to be rude my pal home slice bread slice but if you take one chummy pal step i'm going to have to diddly darn snap your neck, and wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.
THE OTF DOCUMENTS.
ButterWing
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
They sleep at 2AM everyday. I wonder how they do it. Does it go like: Wake up at 6. Sleep at 2. I dunno, I don’t have the same timetable as them.
OLD2012
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He DOES NOT go to school. What are you looking at? Why doesn't he go to school? How would I know? I’m not him!
BasixWhiteBoy
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Known for the very popular thread, OTF dead at night. A very famous person in OTF. Also known for being stuck inside a pool. Very interesting. You can join him, I’ll stay out.
FIZZLE1009GOLD13
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He is sometimes on OTF. That’s really it. Basically every person on OTF. Like me…except for the v a n.
Nate_Pi
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
It is to be noted from his bio that he once won against a 200 elo kid with a bat. You should learn from this. After all, I guess the kid learnt from it.
stixystix0212
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Okay. This is a bit of a doozy. The top 3 in the OTF Freaky Ranks. A very active OTFer…and stop CALLING CASHIER HOT! It’s not like he isn’t- COUGH COUGH. [Side Note: BETRAYED 1x IS MALE!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!11] Anyways…a quick quote from the person themselves. ‘The hair makes me forget about the weiner.’ - stixystix0212.
RealTactics960
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Wannabe. Haiku Master, RP enthusiast. Rapper. Honestly I’d like to say capper, but whatever floats your boat. Active OTFer and great role player. Although I wonder…[REDACTED].
SafChess1
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
inhale. Nice car. How much did it cost? And…
Can I take it?-
TheFlyingDorito
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He caused Armageddon and terror to OTF until he was banished to the mirror realm. He’s pretty insane. If I were you, I’d let him do his thing and destroy the world. Sounds good!
Iconic_Ninja
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
You are just a chill guy. Tbh, are you actually a ninj- forget it, I don’t need to ask. I think he is a ninja I’m not gonna lie…anyways, you joined OTF a while ago. Respect.
Winston1234e
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
The PFP changer. You cannot beat me- anyways. Oh yeah, you change your PFP every week or something. You joined OTF like, 3 months ago? God I love this job. I don’t.
Balviboy
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
I swear you said you came back and left and came back but okay. You are respected. And….where are you? I don’t know either!
ChimichuriCat
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
They once gave a kid a knife. They said it was a toothpick. If only that kid. DIDN’T LISTEN TO THAT ADVICE. Anyways, seriously, who does that?!
QueenNinja35
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Hmm…what do I say about them? Also, where did my coffe- ah, forget it. An active OTFer, pretty chill.
Arushva10
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
I’m pretty sure he is just a normal person. Roblox player, loud correct buzzer, good at…most, sports. New to OTF. Do I get paid for doing this? Nope.
AnishAce1
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He’s an anime kind of person, and has watched…a lot of anime. How many times am I gonna say anime? Anyway…casual Pokémon fan and quite active on OTF. I respect that. Next!
Magpie_0-0
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Okay, here is the drill. You are chill. Hold up, coffee really quick. sip. Okay, carrying on. People respect you. And…you like changing your username. Respect.
Pasta_Fobby
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Fobby, I remember your pastacides. Anyways…an active OTFer. Has been on for a while now. Just don’t say that his food is bad. Somebody learnt that the Hard Way.
Define7890
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
You should probably stop sending them club invites. If you do, I pity you. Joined Chess.Com 3 years ago. A chill person.
DevinSuckAtChess
First off, YOU DON’T SUCK AT CHESS. You are pretty epic and joined OTF a while ago. You have a lot of friends and have some good and fun threads. I guess you could say, you didn’t suck at anything.
THIS DOCUMENT IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LE- get out!
Well, that’s it from me, your host, CORRUPTION.
What if I quote the entire first post (I can hear the mods footsteps)
they have to come...
here are my last words
They say my hunger's a problem
They tell me to curb my appetite
They say I can't keep myself from trying
A bite of every plate in sight
They worship patience, a virtue
Oh, they tell me gluttony's a sin
But my desire, it's bottomless
I wanna slit your throat and eat 'til I get sick
The slaughter's on
I'd love to see you come undone
Unsatisfied, until I've got you flayed alive
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
To truss you up in pretty patterns
Oh, to dress your flesh up with the works
Perfectly portioned by a dagger
Serving the finest leftover dessert
Why would I desecrate a carcass?
Oh, why let the offal go to waste?
It's love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness
A perfect strike to fix the horror on your face
The slaughter's mine
Oh, blood and viscera divine
Preserved and primed
Each muscle divvied up to dine
And in the high 我存在
Tasting 血淋淋的愛
I'll devour all of you in time
Oh, your heart
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve it out, your life
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
To snap the sinew, I want
To get within you, I want
To not forgive you
Rigor mortis, mold and mildew
But dear, you should be grateful
That I won't waste a good meal
That all my love's precision
Carves a cut to simply die for
To snap the sinew, I want
To get within you, I want
To scar the tissue
Butterfly and rectify you
I need to be your afterlife
Eucharist, I deify
God, oh, **** the fork and knife
I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite!
The slaughter's on
I'd love to see you come undone
Unsatisfied, until I've got you flayed alive
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
And now the slaughter's mine
My darling, get under the knife
Your broken pride
A cut so perfect in its prime
All that I see, 63
為讓我心醉的你
I'll be waiting, so impatiently
Oh, your heart
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve it out, your life
So grab a plate, have a taste
這口味讓我陶醉
I'm still preying on a butcher's vein
Slice!
Dice!
Them all right!
And feed the masses till they're stuffed!
Cook!
Fry!
Fresh delight!
I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
Come one, come all, your chef is home!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
And even when I claim my throne,
They still… Hunger for more…
So grab a plate
Come get a taste
Of scrambled pain
Right down into its core
My guests remain unsatisfied
Until you're flayed alive!
So go and grow that appetite,
And join your teammates for a bite!
Builderman, your buildin’s got nothin’ on scorchin’ ovens!
“Put dispenser here,” And then I'll cook you by the dozen!
Pizza boy wants a piece of me? I won't fight fair!
Pullin’ up to Builder Brothers,turn it to another kitchen NIGHTMARE!
Two time, stay strapped in,
‘Cause my KNIFE puts the SLASH into “They/Them,”
Aw Chance, bad luck! That’s not your fault!
Now I’ll serve you well done with a pinch of salt, YEAHH!
Slice!
Dice!
Them all right!
And feed the masses till they're stuffed!
Cook!
Fry!
Fresh delight!
I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
You know the name, don’t wear it out!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
I’ve earned this toque atop my crown!
Yet still… Slave at the stove…
So get in line
Before you dine
And grab a steamin’ side
Of getting pwned,
My guests remain unsatisfied
Until you're flayed alive!
So go and grow that appetite,
And join your teammates for a bite!
“Guest kick, Guest punch!”
Guess what? CHEF’S CUT!
“Chef’s kiss!” what they’ll be saying
About my next lunch!
Double-o7, you're getting cut up and flayed!
Gimme some Double-o-Lemons, I’ll make some Double-o-nade!
Oh Johnathan, your flukes have runneth dry
Your “goose is cooked?” NAH, your chicken’s fried!
Step to the chef!
Best come to eat!
Pull up a seat!
Bon appetit!
Jason’s part:
Bloodshed boutta raise the stakes, it’s the horror from the Crystal Lake, and this urban legend’s got lives to take, in the deepest depths, I lie awake, you hear that? I’m back at last, I leave my mark: a gaping gash, I throw my saw, you throw the match, keep getting laid and I’ll lay you out flat!
C00lkidd’s part:
Given a shot, you threw it away
I saved you a spot right next to your teammates! Join the team, we’ll frolic and play, so play along in the chaos we create! This platform may be vast, but C00lkids make it fun! I saved the best for last! And you’re the final one!
1x1x1x1’s part:
ONE MORE 3D PEST TO SLICE AND SLASH UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE, HUNT YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT AND YOU’LL BE RAVAGED BY THE MORNING SUN! 1X1X1X1! CLEANSE THE FILTH YOUR KIND’S BECOME, ALL YOU DO IS SPREAD YOUR BLOCKY PLAGUE THE MORE YOU TRY TO RUN!
John Doe’s part:
Slowly, I approach thee, you know me, I’m the OG, and I’m OP, and it’s showing, you don’t know who the Doe be, binary pesticide will set you free, if they’re still alive then leave them all to M E !
Noli’s part:
EVERY ####### WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!! SIT BACK AND RELAX AND FALL INTO THE VOID.
The Spectre’s part:
Boys and girls of every age… Wouldn’t you like to see something strange? My itty bitty puppets running in my little cage, now, take the stage, their very fame will lead them right into their GRAVES.
hey there buddy chum pal friend chum pal buddy chummy chum pal amigo pal chum friend friend chummy buddy chummy chum chum pal, i don't meant to be rude my pal home slice bread slice but if you take one chummy pal step i'm going to have to diddly darn snap your neck, and wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.
THE OTF DOCUMENTS.
ButterWing
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
They sleep at 2AM everyday. I wonder how they do it. Does it go like: Wake up at 6. Sleep at 2. I dunno, I don’t have the same timetable as them.
OLD2012
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He DOES NOT go to school. What are you looking at? Why doesn't he go to school? How would I know? I’m not him!
BasixWhiteBoy
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Known for the very popular thread, OTF dead at night. A very famous person in OTF. Also known for being stuck inside a pool. Very interesting. You can join him, I’ll stay out.
FIZZLE1009GOLD13
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He is sometimes on OTF. That’s really it. Basically every person on OTF. Like me…except for the v a n.
Nate_Pi
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
It is to be noted from his bio that he once won against a 200 elo kid with a bat. You should learn from this. After all, I guess the kid learnt from it.
stixystix0212
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Okay. This is a bit of a doozy. The top 3 in the OTF Freaky Ranks. A very active OTFer…and stop CALLING CASHIER HOT! It’s not like he isn’t- COUGH COUGH. [Side Note: BETRAYED 1x IS MALE!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!11] Anyways…a quick quote from the person themselves. ‘The hair makes me forget about the weiner.’ - stixystix0212.
RealTactics960
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Wannabe. Haiku Master, RP enthusiast. Rapper. Honestly I’d like to say capper, but whatever floats your boat. Active OTFer and great role player. Although I wonder…[REDACTED].
SafChess1
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
inhale. Nice car. How much did it cost? And…
Can I take it?-
TheFlyingDorito
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He caused Armageddon and terror to OTF until he was banished to the mirror realm. He’s pretty insane. If I were you, I’d let him do his thing and destroy the world. Sounds good!
Iconic_Ninja
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
You are just a chill guy. Tbh, are you actually a ninj- forget it, I don’t need to ask. I think he is a ninja I’m not gonna lie…anyways, you joined OTF a while ago. Respect.
Winston1234e
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
The PFP changer. You cannot beat me- anyways. Oh yeah, you change your PFP every week or something. You joined OTF like, 3 months ago? God I love this job. I don’t.
Balviboy
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
I swear you said you came back and left and came back but okay. You are respected. And….where are you? I don’t know either!
ChimichuriCat
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
They once gave a kid a knife. They said it was a toothpick. If only that kid. DIDN’T LISTEN TO THAT ADVICE. Anyways, seriously, who does that?!
QueenNinja35
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Hmm…what do I say about them? Also, where did my coffe- ah, forget it. An active OTFer, pretty chill.
Arushva10
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
I’m pretty sure he is just a normal person. Roblox player, loud correct buzzer, good at…most, sports. New to OTF. Do I get paid for doing this? Nope.
AnishAce1
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
He’s an anime kind of person, and has watched…a lot of anime. How many times am I gonna say anime? Anyway…casual Pokémon fan and quite active on OTF. I respect that. Next!
Magpie_0-0
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Okay, here is the drill. You are chill. Hold up, coffee really quick. sip. Okay, carrying on. People respect you. And…you like changing your username. Respect.
Pasta_Fobby
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
Fobby, I remember your pastacides. Anyways…an active OTFer. Has been on for a while now. Just don’t say that his food is bad. Somebody learnt that the Hard Way.
Define7890
A reminder that all OTFers are CLASSIFIED.
You should probably stop sending them club invites. If you do, I pity you. Joined Chess.Com 3 years ago. A chill person.
DevinSuckAtChess
First off, YOU DON’T SUCK AT CHESS. You are pretty epic and joined OTF a while ago. You have a lot of friends and have some good and fun threads. I guess you could say, you didn’t suck at anything.
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