Some dark humor jokes
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thebluelich
Aug 22, 2023
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#41
Snap, crackle, pop.
Aug 22, 2023
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#48
When you realize halfway through babysitting that you were supposed to put the PIZZA in the oven and the BABY in the crib
Aug 22, 2023
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#52
A man comes home from his job at the pickle factory and tells his wife that he was fired. His wife says: “ What? Why?” And he says: “ Well, lately I’ve had an irresistible urge to put my pp in the pickle slicer.” His wife says “Well, did you do it?” And he says yes. His wife asks: “ What happened to the pickle slicer?” And he says “ Oh she got fired too.”
I broke up with my girlfriend and took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back
My husband and I decided WE didnt want any Kids. WE are so Happy with that decission and IT Has Made Our lives soo much better. The Kids were taking it pretty Rough though
Why did the chicken cross the road?
<- He saw me.
<- He saw me.
