Stereotype Country Jokes

Every nation, even every region has it's own stereotypes. Brits have teatime every other hour, U.S.-Americans are gun wielding cowboys, germans follow every rule and have no humor etc., and often are jokes made about those sterotypes.

So what are the Stereotype Jokes of your country?

I start with three from Germany:

Two guys standing at a red pedestrian light in the middle of the night, waiting and waiting. No car in sight for miles but they kept waiting and waiting. One asks the other: "Oh, you're German too?"

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? Because deep down they are really nice.

"Excuse me, what do you think is the most german joke?" "Do you have an official permission for such questionnaires?" 

And one more for the german speaking folks here:

Wie isst ein Deutscher Muscheln? ...klopf...klopf...klopf...!!!AUFMACHEN!!!

where are fat people from

america

What do you call a beautiful woman in Hungary?... A Românian tourist

At first i've read "A Romulan tourist" ... damm i'm watching far too much star-trek

Those Romulan tourists certainly improve Aloha Centuri :D :D

Which country is the greatest country in the world? 

Moldova

I know a Romulan joke, but I'm not allowed to tell you.

Does it involve Uranus?

How does a Southerner commit suicide? He says... Hey y'all ! Watch this!

How does an U.S.American commit suicide? He enters a congress of middle eastern states with the words "Hello my friends."

maple syrup 

Not a country but 

In what U.S. state do the seasons not matter

Ohio

What do you call a good footballer in the Scottish Premier League. An overseas player

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because the sheep learned to run when they heard a zip

Amazing come back... For a sweaty

Roads, viticulture, baths, safe to walk the streets at night... But apart from that :) :)

Are you the Judean People's Popular Front? :)