Story time!

so, our ELA teacher doesnt really like my friend, Austin, and me because we always talk during class and messing around

so, Austin and I were competing who could beat google snake (its like the only unblocked game on our school computers lol) and in ELA, we were doing poetry and our teacher let us use our computers for rhyming dictionaries. and of course, we were just playing the game. but then, when our teacher was walking past us, we forgot to switch tabs, and he caught us playing the game. so he took our computers, and he said that he was going to switch our seats the next day so that we wouldnt be sitting next to each other. But then we had a genius plan so that he wouldn't separate us, which was to write a poem together! so we did, and at the end of class we told him, and he said that we would have to sit with each other since we wrote one together.

here's the poem:

yo, my name is Jake,

am i the best at google snake?

I can bake a cake,

in a lake, with a rake,

so dont call me a fake,

for your own sake,

or i will hit you with a steak!

make no mistake,

it will give a painful ache,

and you may turn a bit opaque!

so listen here you rattlesnake,

I will lead a jailbreak,

in which you will not partake,

because you are a tiny cornflake!

so i offer you a handshake,

for the last time you will be awake,

since you will die at daybreak,

because im the best at google snake.

do you guys like it?

True masterpiece

lol u can turn it into a diss track

lmao

lol im in 7th grade

Pog

lmao i go to the best school

we dont even have any homework except for algebra

Dude, that poem lowkey 🔥 

thanks lol

i could not read this without laughing like crazy. So funny

Bruh a five year old would have done this

lol

if teacher block ur io games rickroll him/her then let the loraxes take him/her to the io factory where he/she can make io games

Thank u 4 the advice o wise 1

but shrek give my my knowledge and rick give shrek his knowledge

Then I will rickroll until I die

look at this lmao: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo