Tell me your favorite Chuck Norris jokes PLSSSSS

Mine is this: Chuck Norris once ate twenty 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first fifty minutes having sex with the waitress.

what ._.

The universe is constantly expanding because it is running away from Chuck Norris.

    That he can act.

LOL

😂

UR A MONSTER!!!!!!!

Bruh hoo da f is chuck noruis

#9 the same guy who said he'd never heard of Harry Potter a month after posting saying he likes Harry Potter. And who used the word keek for weeks before asking what it means.... I sense this is another lie and he knows exactly who Chuck Norris is. Maybe just needs the attention again :)

As you can see @Woollensock2 witnessed this clash between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris as a young kitten.

I suspected as much :) :)

Here are some more of my favorites:

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

Why is it that Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Its because he never fuks up.

When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay. It's because all the women exploded on contact.

LOLOLOLOL

Yes this is a disgusting topic an if this is what chuck norris is like he must be an evil man