TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

I change form to hydochloric acid and jump on him.

You change into hydrochloric acid and jump on him, causing 1000 damage. You then yell, "Yo mamma's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!" causing no damage and irritating Joe. He then pierces you, and not being careful, you took 175 damage. You still have health, but you can no longer fight. What do the rest of your party members do?

The UN do 8000 damage to Joe, but Joe then proceeds to eat them all and succeeds, restoring 5000 HP. Joe then flicks Drake out of the way, dealing 100 damage to him. What now?

The UN piss their pants instead just thinking about Joe.

You bomb Joe, but he just flicks them back at Bruce and Chuck, killing them both instantly. NICE JOB. What do you do now? It is worth noting that no one else in your party has done much.

The other people distract Joe while you use Excalibur, but that only does 5000 damage to Joe and 50 damage to everyone else involved, causing Bob and John to pass out. What now?

You keep stabbing Joe, but then he eats you. Your party kills Joe, but when you make it back up to Joe's mouth, you pass out. Maya and Drake fix themselves up while the rest of you go to the hospital. When they make it to Joe's lair, they find that it is guarded by your previous boss! Yup, he somehow survived all that, and he's working for Joe! He only has 5000 HP left though, from beating up everyone else who tried to steal Joe's stuff! What do Drake and Maya do?

I'm playing the role of Drake now. I use EXODIA! OBLITERATE! and EXCALIBUR, plus fazors and photon torpedos. Oh, and so he can't see me, I'll use the Romulan cloacking device.

Drake does all that, dealing 4999 damage to your previous boss, but then your previous boss does it all back! What now?

(In the form of Drake) I deal one damage to the boss by getting fire on him. He's dead.

Drake is at the vet now. As Maya, what do you do?