Ask an English Teacher to join my team; also google.
TEXT BASED ADVENTURE
You go ahead and ask the English teacher to join your team, and she teaches you, so now you know a little bit, but that's not enough. Cheat, get citizenship, and sue Pepsi!
Tada, you now know the entire English language. Now, to take the test. What is latrunculorum in English?
Ludus latrunculorum, latrunculi, or simply latrones (“the game of brigands”, from latrunculus, diminutive of latro, mercenary or highwayman) was a two-player strategy board game played throughout the Roman Empire. It is said to resemble chess or draughts, but is generally accepted to be a game of military tactics. Because of the paucity of sources, reconstruction of the game's rules and basic structure is difficult, and therefore there are multiple interpretations of the available evidence.
Yay Robert! You got it correct! You proceed through the test, and now you have U.S. citizenship. Now, to sue pepsi! How do you start off?
The CEO of pepsi takes a sip. He has forgotten really long and hard words like antidisestablishmentarianism, but it's not apparent, so everyone thinks nothing happened.
Sorry, but you are incorrect. You have to somehow cheat in order to get a U.S. citizenship! Using all of you past party members, you need a clever way to cheat.