TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

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Sorry, but you are incorrect. You have to somehow cheat in order to get a U.S. citizenship! Using all of you past party members, you need a clever way to cheat.

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Ask an English Teacher to join my team; also google.

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You go ahead and ask the English teacher to join your team, and she teaches you, so now you know a little bit, but that's not enough. Cheat, get citizenship, and sue Pepsi!

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I cheat and win!

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HOW do you cheat? Remember, you have all of your previous party members.

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I have a dragon who speaks all languages so he teaches English to me through telepathy
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Tada, you now know the entire English language. Now, to take the test. What is latrunculorum in English?

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What is the answer?

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Ludus latrunculorumlatrunculi, or simply latrones (“the game of brigands”, from latrunculusdiminutive of latromercenary or highwayman) was a two-player strategy board game played throughout the Roman Empire. It is said to resemble chess or draughts, but is generally accepted to be a game of military tactics. Because of the paucity of sources, reconstruction of the game's rules and basic structure is difficult, and therefore there are multiple interpretations of the available evidence.

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What does brobdingnanian mean guys?

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Yay Robert! You got it correct! You proceed through the test, and now you have U.S. citizenship. Now, to sue pepsi! How do you start off?

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Yes, you are already in court. What do you do?

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You show everyone the Pepsi bottle.

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I think you mean CEO.

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The CEO of pepsi takes a sip. He has forgotten really long and hard words like antidisestablishmentarianism, but it's not apparent, so everyone thinks nothing happened.

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There is nothing left in the bottle, as you already drank the rest of the liquid at the start of the story.

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Burn the CEO with a flamethrower.

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Take another bottle and make him drink it fully.

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Yeah, and then fly to California so he can surf!

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The CEO of pepsi drinks the bottle. You then burn him. You get arrested. Death Count 1