what ended up getting him?
The art of subtly changing the topic

Did viruses speak Spanish 200 years ago?
No, because 200 years ago the viruses that Pedro had on his computer were mostly installed by his circle of influence. Although Pedro had a virusless cat that lived of the whole Pedro's income. So when Pedro's income couldn't match the cat's needs the cat uninstalled Pedro from his head and downloaded Carlos. Carlos was a priest but he was nasty - he only gave food when people were watching. So one day the cat installed a firewall against people and went to the forest to hunt rodents. 225 years later most of its descendants have pedros installed + the firewall. The today's pedro can play games. One game that pedro doesn't have is about strategy. Strategy that pedro would use to be able to feed 200 virusless cats and never be uninstalled again

Did you witness my presence ? There is a clean white rabbit in the fast room. Did you organize the rabbit ? When I was a room I allowed pple in and out and when the spideraptors came I escaped 95km/h into the roomland to seek help, mental help, from other rooms; bedrooms and cubes, triangles and lines. Their violence was measured in grams, grammars and your grandma hit them with a wardrobe
The Spanish Flu nearly killed my grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-father-in-law.