The Earth Is a Soup

I have confirmed that the earth is actually a SOUP.

                                   Proof 

*So what do you need to make a soup*

1. Meat/fish

2. Water

3. Salt

4. Fire or heat

5. toppings.

The Earth is made out of that too.

if you still have questions on how and why the earth is a soup, dont be shy...  ask below ⬇⬇

Where's the bowl?

More importantly, where's the spoon?

nice question, but you actually dont need a spoon to take soup, and the bowl is the outer layer of the earth and the atmosphere is the lid

yeah that's a similar joke, but it's not as good this one

So are the other planets side dishes?

Sorry! but our research hasn't gotten that far, we will look into that in the nearest future "assuming we don't get eaten by whoever is cooking the soup"

Who's eating the soup?

we think it might be an Alien at the milky way kitchen

Where's the noodles?

According to the aroma we are perceiving, we "the scientists" think Andromeda kitchen is preparing dessert

I think the noodles will be the main dish, and it is being prepared in the blackhole pot "it is undergoing spaghettification at the singularity"

#16 dessert or desert?

Where are the chopsticks?

#18 yeah dessert, #19 i think the kitchen is not using an Asian setting