The ER

Well, one time, long long ago, when I was seven or eight, my friend and I were playing soldiers on the beach. We dug a pit each, a few feet down, then run and lept into the air landing in the pit knees first. (Not very wise jumping like that, as we could have been easily picked off by enemy sniper fire).

Anyway, my pit digging skills came under scrutiny, after I landed knees first on top of a smooth large boulder in the sand.

So, concerned at my excruciating pain and soccer premier league style rolling around in the sand, my friends parents decided it was best to take me to ER.

This was were the story ended, the hospital said I was ok.

(a bit of a lame ending to the story).

Then there was the time a crowd of kids had gathered in an alley, being a kid myself at the time I went over to see what the commotion was about. It seemed someone had only gone and let their ferret escape, as a wild one was unlikely in the heart of the city.

So, taking control of the situation, I threw a piece of cloth over the ferret and lifted it up.

The ferret objected to this approach and proceeded to rapidly chew on my index finger.

Adults arrived on the scene and suggested the copious amounts of blood weren't the problem, but a tetanus injection would be required in ER.

(liked that story better, a more dramatic ending).

Emergency Room

What d' ya think?

I was in the ER for 12 days due to me having ADEM and them not knowing what it was

True one million.

Oh okay

Lmao lol lmao lol

no ADEM phoey. adem is different from adema. adem deals with the neurons inside of your brain not being able to pass information correctly.

yes they shortened it down to an acronym lol

Whoa adem IS scary!

yeah I got tested for almost everything except rabies

lol

Lol how many years ago was that?

when I was a baby maybe when I was 2?

haha lol