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The First Game Episode 1: Friendly Fire
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im too lazy to read rn so I'm just commenting so when I get a notif on this again I;ll read it lol
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“Love the ruckus of the city while I’m in A 2 HOUR TRAFFIC JAM HURRY UP STUPID BI-” Said Jasper.
“Calm down Jasper. We’ll get there eventually.” Wendy stopped him, while checking her own watch.
Markus held his hand on the horn for a flat 5 seconds before the jam stopped.
“These red lights are too long,” Luka says, annoyed.
Eventually, they do get there.
When they get to the house, they knock on the door.
“Who is it?” Asks their friend Luigi.
“It's us, Luigi.” Wendy says as Luigi opens the door for them.
“This is the place!” Luigi says, enthusiastically.
“Wow, It’s… It’s nice!” Wendy replies.
“Oh, hey babe!” Shawn says to Luka as he runs to him. He jumps into his arms. Luka hugs him.
“Heeeeeeeey. How’ve y’all been? Did ya miss me?” Luka asks, sarcastically.
“Of course. C’mon, let me show you around!” Shawn replies.
They run up to the next floor.
“I wonder what they’re gonna do,” said Luisa while nudging Vivianne.
”I hate you” Vivianne replies.
After she says that, they hear the grandfather clock chime.
“Why is that there?” Asked Vivianne.
“Because I wanted it there.” Luisa responds, annoyed.
“BecAuSeE I wANteD iT tHeRe. Shut up.” Vivianne mocks Luisa.
“What time is it?” Luigi asks.
“It’s time for you to get a FREAKING WATCH. OH, WAIT, YOU DON’T NEED ONE BECAUSE THERE’S A GRANDFATHER CLOCK RIGHT THERE.” Jasper exclaims.
“Jasper, you really need to calm down. Also, have you been going to your anger management classes?” Luigi asks.
Jasper’s eyes widen at the question, “I-I don’t need them.”
Markus gives Luigi a middle finger.
Wendy interjects “That was completely out of pocket and uncalled for! You know that’s a sensitive subject.”
Luigi replies, “Um, I paid for them! I think I can ask if he’s going.
Jasper responds, “You made me go!”
Wendy asks, confused, “Wait, how did he MAKE you go–”
Vivianne interjects, “Let’s not worry about that! This drama is stupid. We’re supposed to be having fun!”
The doorbell rings, and everybody on this floor goes quiet.
“It’s probably my DoorDash,” Luisa says.
“What’d you get?” Jasper inquires.
“McDonald’s” Luisa replies.
“Why didn’t you get it through the app?” Jasper replies.
“McDonald's has an app?” Luisa asks.
“Are you seriou–” Jasper replies.
“I’m joking. DoorDash just feels better for me. Even though I know it’s more expensive.” Luisa says.
“Anyway, let’s eat.” Luisa finishes her sentence.
Shawn falls down the stairs, going to this floor.
“I heard someone say eat.” He says, picking himself back up.
Everybody chuckles as Luka walks down the stairs to meet Shawn.
After they all eat, Luka asks, “What do y’all want to do?”
“I brought a ouija board,” Shawn says.
“Of course you did.” Luka replies while rolling his eyes.
“It’s like 5PM. What kinda spirit’s just doing stuff at 5PM? What would it even be doing?” Wendy asks.
“Laundry.” Jasper replies.
“Why would it be doing laundry?” Wendy responds.
“Because.” Jasper replies.
“Um, okay?” Wendy ends the interaction.
They all just sit in silence for a little bit.
The grandfather clock chimes.
“I’m gonna knock that over.” Jasper says.
“Let’s just use the ouija board later. And Jasper, if you knock that over, I will kill you.” Markus says and winks at Jasper.
Jasper winks back
Luisa eyes them both, confused, but doesn’t say anything.
Wendy’s phone rings.
“I’ve gotta take this. Be right back!” She says, before promptly going to the 2nd floor.
“Yes mom?”
“I just wanted to check in, how’s your school trip going?”
“It’s going well, mom.”
“Who are you there with? And where are you?”
“Um, nobody. And we– I’m in Europe.”
“Okay, but call me if anything goes wrong.”
“I will, mom.”
“Goodbye, honey!”
“Goodbye.”
Wendy hangs up the call.
“That lying brat.” Wendy’s mom says, as she checks the tracker she put on Wendy’s car.
Wendy walks back downstairs, and almost trips down some stairs.
“You okay Wendy? You’re not normally clumsy at all. And you seem uneasy. Something happen with that call?–” Markus asks.
“I’m fine, Markus. I just tripped on nothing, ever happen to you?” Wendy Answers.
“No, it doesn’t.” Markus responds, sensing something is wrong.
Later in the night, they use the ouija board in the basement.
“Oh, great spirit. Make yourself known! Or something like that.” Luisa says.
“You’re ruining the mood.” Vivianne says, nudging Luisa.
The planchette moves to the YES on the ouija board.
The grandfather clock chimes extremely loud, and for longer than usual.
“Okay, I’m going to knock that over.” Jasper says while running up the stairs.
“Jasper. I’ll go get him.” Markus says while going after him.
“I dOn’T nEEd ThEM. Freakin’ liar.” Luigi says.
Wendy hits Luigi on his shoulder. “Shut up.”
Upstairs, Jasper is about to break the grandfather clock, when Markus comes upstairs.
“Stop. You don’t own that.” Markus says.
Jasper blushes.
“Oh, Markus! Umm, you’re right. But this thing is so annoying.” Jasper responds.
The grandfather clock tips over, about to kill Jasper, when Markus grabs him out of the way.
A loud BANG echoes through the house.
Everybody runs back upstairs.
“Are you two okay?” Wendy asks.
“I’m fine.” Markus says.
“Are you good, Jasper?” Markus asks.
“I’m fine!” Jasper replies.
“I did not knock that over, contrary to what I KNOW you’re probably all thinking.” Jasper says
“He didn’t.” Markus confirms.
“Then who did?” Luisa asks.
“Y̺̾̄̚͜o͆u̺̙̟͙̩̥͈̣̩̤ͭ̇ͫͥ̆̅͑̓́̿͆́̄́ͫ͘͝ͅ'̷̨̡̛̟̙͙̻͎̙͖̙̯̗͐̓̍̌̈́̉͑ͪ̀ͩ̒̾ͧ̇̃̑̀́̚͝͡͞ͅͅ_̷̸̣̹̓ṽ͇̬̬͉͙ͦ̎͐͐̕ȩ̸̡̢̺̍́͊̓ A͈̰̫͓̖͂ͯ͐͝L͔͔̗͒͆̾͆L̵̵̸̴̸͔̮̻̮̫͉̰͓̥̜̃ͪ̓ͤ̆ͧ͊̋ͯ̉̇̇̄͒͞͠ m̶̷̸̢̢̳͈͈̜͉̻͔̣̲͚͂́̈́͑ͪ̊ͣ͂́ͯ̊̐̏̎̕͝͝ͅͅa̧̢̡̟͈͇͕̪̲͓̰̖͚̩̰̞̹̖̲̒͑̑̄͆̽͗̓͆̑̐͊͐͆̀ͪ͑ͥ͞͡͡ͅd̶͓ͨ̒è̴̸̡̛̹̮͈̩͓̼̮̟̱̦̜́̓͛̃̎ͤ͋ͤ́̈̃ͯ͒̑́̏̚͞͞͝ a̡̢̙̪ͮ̓̋͜ g̨̨̝͈͓͙̱͎̞̐ͭͧͨ̓͊̇͌ͨ̋̾͘͜͜͝͞r͍͕ḁ̴̥̳͓͎̀́ͤͭ͂ͫͯ̑̽̎͡ṿ̵̸̸̢̧̨̛͙̱͎͖͖̟̹̻̞̪͕̯̈́ͦ͗ͦͥ̄̈͗́͌̉͒́ͬ̈́̈͂̈ͩ̕͘͜͜͢͜͡͝e̡̧͚̗̤͕̣̔͛͛͐͛ͩ̏ͨ͊̊ͥͨ̽̑͊͌̅͒ͫ͛̕̕͜͢͠͠ m̶̢̨͙͉̟̭̠͓͙͍͇̘̱ͤ͐ͩ̓̽̓̂́̂̌̆ͯͫ̈́ȋ̧̛̯͎͈͔͚͚͓͉̠̱̯̹͖̤ͤ̆̀ͮ̇ͦ̏͛̅ͬ̽̓ͪ̉ͫ̈́̔ͫ̈̕͡͞ͅṡ̶̢̧̧̡̜̟̻͕̺͉̣͍̝̟̞̼̘̻͓̘͉̝̍͂ͩ̉̆̆ͩ͋̉̏̆̅ͭͦ̔̍̍̊͒͘͟t͉a̴̛̛̭̤̙͕͈͉͇̥ͥͥ̔̏̊ͥ͛̑̓̉k̢̨̢̜̗̰̭̹̹̖͕̤̰̭͛́͐̐̐̽͂̓̒͂ͭͭ̎̊͟͜͡͠ȅ͚͙̰̱̺̱̖̓̾͌͗́̾͌̓̎.̢̧̡̛͕̠̱̩̙̺̪̣̱͙̓̇̒͐ͫͯ͒̆̀͊̋̍̃̑ͩ͟͢͝”
(The characters are supposed to curse, but Chess.com won’t let me. I’ll try to edit it and change it. Gimme some feedback!)
My arms hurt -_-