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LadyJane1
May 7, 2017
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#61
Haha. How sweet of you to say so! 😝
The Forum forum, looks like the place where there are no worries about anyone taking offence at my humour and getting myself thrown into a gulag.
A woman I played against understood Chess is now classed as a sport, being new to the sport she thought steroids would give her an edge, during one of the games she had a phonecall from her doctor regarding a side affect.
Doctor to female patient: So I understand you're starting to grow a penis from the steroids, anabolic?
Female patient: No just a penis. 
(The female patient had misheard the question "anabolic?", and thought the doctor had asked "and a bollock?")
May 7, 2017
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#65
Found it ! My glass of wine was on the mantel piece, above the fireplace. I should have looked there 1st but was too busy listening to Bach and adoring Van Gogh. I shouldn't try to do two things at once. Thanks for stopping by. I really feel better today. Yesterday was the dumps for me. My wife gave me an ultimatum, it's either her or my forums. I agonized for over a minute. Spent half a day looking for rope to tie her up with. My darn son keeps hiding stuff from me so I had to run to the hardware store. My wife is safe, don't worry about her. Was only joking about the rope. Shes on vacation in the Baltics. So Im free for 10 days !Peace. Gotta go now
May 7, 2017
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#66
try to keep things clean guys, maybe a group hug for all the luvvyduvvies, i'm off to do non-sissy stuff, like empty the dinner tray.
May 7, 2017
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#67
Here's a hug tuna ! I really love your posts. You always bring so much love. I'm so busy being myself I forget about eating though. My wife says if I cleaned the dishes piled up in the sink I might remember more often. But then why did someone invent the microwave? I've always wondered about that. How can food be cooked with waves? It's been on my mind. I can't stop thinking about it. Time for a chardonnay. Peace. Gotta go now.
how many sock puppets does it take to screw in a light bulb 💡
May 7, 2017
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#70
lofina_eidel_ismail wrote:
how many sock puppets does it take to screw in a light bulb 💡
As many as it takes to explain why the original person tasked to do the job couldn't and blame it on everybody else.
May 7, 2017
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#71
Deepflight you forgot to mention you are eating a sandwich while lifting weights and 2 ping pong balls are bouncing up and down off your pecs while you twitch them.
May 7, 2017
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#72
intermediatedinoz wrote:
president_max wrote:
lofina_eidel_ismail wrote:
how many sock puppets does it take to screw in a light bulb 💡
As many as it takes to explain why the original person tasked to do the job couldn't and blame it on everybody else.
probably because he should
give me one name, one
he should
May 7, 2017
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#75
iluvzmetuna wrote:
Deepflight you forgot to mention you are eating a sandwich while lifting weights and 2 ping pong balls are bouncing up and down off your pecs while you twitch them.
mesmerizing
All of y'all are getting along so well, I am amazed! This is almost as good as brumtowns now defunct spaceship!
May 7, 2017
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#78
whose what? oh well ... this is the forum forum - all are welcome. to be themselves. in fact, you are also welcome to be other people - otherwise poor sockpuppets would have to be excluded from this all-encompassing all-loving thread.
May 7, 2017
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#79
Since I have no free - will, it is not by choice I am here. I take no responsibility for anything said. I'm going to mediate on this, and will let you all know my insight. Hawking said today, we have only 100 years left on this planet. I'll have to consult Einstein about this. Kinda has me worried. If the planet blows up, what happens to all the love? Peace. Gotta go now.
