formyoffdays, those are three great jokes (16-18).
THE FUNNIEST CLEAN JOKES EVER
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Nov 6, 2014
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What do you call the spread of cheap, clean nuclear power throughout the galaxy?
Fusion diffusion.
What do you call a magician who saws a medical examiner in half?
A dissecter bisector.
What do you call someone who supervises the gathering of abstract mathematical entities?
A vector collector director.
Hence, what do you call a magician who saws in half the medical examiner who performed the autopsy on someone who supervised the gathering of abstract mathematical entities?
A vector collector director dissecter bisector.
And his executioner, when he is convicted of having killed the medical examiner?
A vector collector director dissecter bisector injecter.
And the mirror his executioner looks at himself in that morning?
A vector collector director dissecter bisector injecter reflector.
And the wife who picked out the mirror?
A vector collector director dissecter bisector injecter reflector selector.
Why are grumpy cats so grouchy ?
Because they are always in a bad mewd.
Ooops! My bad! The thread title did say "funniest".
No matter how bad prose may be, it could be verse.
Touche! 1000 points to Aaron
I have a clean joke, but it takes 5 mins to post it.
3 LEGOS walk into a bar
The 1st one says, Lego my eggo
RonaldJosephCote wrote:
Touche! 1000 points to Aaron I have a clean joke, but it takes 5 mins to post it.
Woo hoo. I can pay off my amex!
Past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
A man walked into a bar. It hurt.
HELLO.... I SAID FUNNY! LOLOL
Maybe retitle the thread at this point "the unfunniest unclean jokes ever".
i know tuna... I wish we could post good ones.. you guys would be roaring...
Clean jokes aren't funny! There's not much we can do about that but embrace the existence of the pun.
I want to die in my sleep like Grandad
not wide awake and terrified like his passengers
Ithangu
oh, now we are going to bar jokes?
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar after a long day of being Bacon
and Eggs. They walk up to the bartender and ask for a beer.
The bartender takes one look at them and says, "Sorry fellas, we
don't serve breakfast."
Hahaha u guys r so funny
Why was the broom late?
It over swept
lol ;-) boy if this was allowed to be a dirty joke forum it would be very funny ...