The Game of Lies

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the_chess_zebra

Tell your tall tales and the winner gets a free trophy.

Here is my lie: 

I spent all my money on food and toilet paper, so now I can't even afford to go window shopping.

Strangemover

The last time I went window shopping I bought 2 windows. After that I went to a car boot sale and bought 3 car boots. 

TheWaffleEnthusiast

I can fit 768 and a half table lamps in my car.

HarryMaguire-05
I don’t have a car and I can’t fit in my car
aaclmaresias

I do not lie

Warnefrit

I am Greenlandic