The internet catfish is an endangered species and needs our protection

Wow somebody moved this to off topic in a hurry and I lost my second post. Must have been a really urgent call. Unlike the Dubai girls. Or the actual catfish topic in General Chess Discussions.
Good work mods.

They post the most provocative profiles with legs although they're fish.
When they're called out suddenly they're just a misguided child.
Our paternal maternal instincts kick in and we just have to protect them. So cute.
And you, you're, well, ...

Woah we have an unauthorized woohooer down here🐇🤨🫤
Don't mind him. That's just my Boo, NIVEK. He's having a hard time getting his medications regulated so we give him a little bit of leeway. Not too much, but more then he deserves.
Hopefully someday he will find Salvation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KotlCEGNbh8

Hello everyone. How are you doing tonight?
That's great!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO9G47mPEtA
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Too bad they didn't leave the cat in the cradle with a silver spoon.
Now it's fishing and spooning all over the internet.

Internet fishing?
Spooning in the night? No Way!?!?
What have we become?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbU4505Z4GI
See how innocently it swims.
How could anyone bear to hurt it?