The internet catfish is an endangered species and needs our protection

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sawdof

See how innocently it swims.

How could anyone bear to hurt it?

RoadOcean
I love cat fish
sawdof

Wow somebody moved this to off topic in a hurry and I lost my second post. Must have been a really urgent call. Unlike the Dubai girls. Or the actual catfish topic in General Chess Discussions.

Good work mods.

sawdof

They post the most provocative profiles with legs although they're fish.

When they're called out suddenly they're just a misguided child.

Our paternal maternal instincts kick in and we just have to protect them. So cute.

And you, you're, well, ...

RoadOcean
I like the Dubai girls tho (I am kidding lol)
sawdof

The bunny just has to say that everything is awesome.

BasixWhiteBoy
Or, in most cases, they won’t describe themselves that deeply at all.
spideypowers

Yeah, they just put some random pfp they think looks good

NIVEK1000

Woohoo

levir1

Woah we have an unauthorized woohooer down here🐇🤨🫤

Sir_TrashPanda
levir1 wrote:

Woah we have an unauthorized woohooer down here🐇🤨🫤

Don't mind him. That's just my Boo, NIVEK. He's having a hard time getting his medications regulated so we give him a little bit of leeway. Not too much, but more then he deserves.

Hopefully someday he will find Salvation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KotlCEGNbh8

sawdof

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/looking-for-16-18-year-old-bf-from-usa-that-like-thick-girls-and-is-country

At least they were being specific about their requirements.

SliverWoIf
Yeah true
Sir_TrashPanda

Hello everyone. How are you doing tonight?

That's great!

By the way... I recently released a new song on the YouTube. Y'all should check it out.

If you think I'm hot just email me your mothers maiden name, the name of your first pet and your dream job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO9G47mPEtA

Hope to hear from you soon.......

sawdof

Too bad they didn't leave the cat in the cradle with a silver spoon.

Now it's fishing and spooning all over the internet.

Sir_TrashPanda

Internet fishing?

Spooning in the night? No Way!?!?

What have we become?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbU4505Z4GI

Zachary7152013

Whats this about

sawdof
Zacharyjov wrote:

Whats this about

Reading comprehension

BoardMonkey

I'm too old for catfish.

sawdof
BoardMonkey wrote:

I'm too old for catfish.

The catfish doesn't discriminate. The older the better. It's kind that way