The Italian Brainrot Animals' Attack, Part I: The Beginnings
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#6
Bro the moai, skull and crying emojis are understandable but why did you post lying and melting emojis lol
💀😭🙏.
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Bro switched from Minecraft to italian brainrot
Lmao
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#15
TheChessInfinity wrote:
PeaceNinja01 wrote:
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What can you say about this?
Get help brother
Do you even know what the voice says in the trallalero trallala
Pasta_Fobby wrote:
Do you even know what the voice says in the trallalero trallala
Breaking news: Italian exposes Italian brainrot.
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On August 13, 2025, a column of 1,000 Tralalero Tralalas attacked the west coast of Sicily. The citizens there reported of seeing sharks on the surface with blue Nike shoes and three legs. The Police and Army refused to believe that hence did not help the citizens. On August 14, there were 2,200 citizen casualties in the island of Sicily. Two drones were sent to patrol the island and proved that the Tralalero Tralalas were real. The President of Italy warned NATO about the Tralalero Tralalas and NATO sent ten drones to kill the sharks. Only two were successful because a flight of Bombardino Crocodilos intercepted the drones and had them land in the ocean. On September 2025, roughly 25,000 citizens died and 20 drones were intercepted whilst fighting the Italian Brainrot Animals.
While the Tralalero Tralalas and Bombardino Crocodilos were engaging in the conflict in Europe, 5,000 Tung Tung Tung Sahurs attacked the city of Medan. However, because the Indonesian army was too weak to deal with the Tung Tung Tung Sahurs, they abandoned the city of Medan and resorted to guerilla warfare to fight the Tung Tung Tung Sahurs. However, a Tung Tung Tung Sahur is very fast and a tenth of the Indonesian army was defeated. The President of Indonesia spoke to all Indonesians that they should defend Jakarta at all costs. Sumatra was left for the Tung Tung Tung Sahurs and a group of 1,000 Tung Tung Tung Sahurs attacked Sulawesi Island. Because the Indonesians were too busy defending Jakarta, they left the island to the Tung Tung Tung Sahurs too. When the Tung Tung Tung Sahurs were sieging the city of Jakarta in August 28, roughly a third of the Tung Tung Tung Sahurs got defeated, but this costed 20 million people. The other Tung Tung Tung Sahurs kept attacking and won with only 500 of them left. They turned the presidential palace into a Tung Tung Tung Sahur factory and they managed to produce 5,000 Tung Tung Tung Sahurs.
Back to Europe, the Italian Brainrot Animals captured all of the island of Sicily. Cities like Palermo and Catania were in ruins. 30,000 Brainrot Animals attacked Mainland Italy while NATO tried to slow down the Brainrot Animals with drones knowing that the Bombardino Crocodilos will intercept them. In September 11, an army of 4,000 Cappuccino Assassinos attacked the city of Genoa accompanied by 100 Tralalero Tralalas and 15 Ballerina Cappuccinas. They captured the city of Genoa and are pushing into Turin and Milan, and the island of Sardinia was also captured by the animals.
In North Africa, 10,000 Lirili Larilas attacked Tunisia and Libya accompanied by 100 Bombardino Crocodilos. They captured Tunis, Tunisia's capital and half of Libya's coast. Three Bombardino Crocodilos bombed the city of Tripoli to ruin the economy of Libya and let the Lirili Larilas handle the desert. Algeria and Egypt joined the war against the animals. Even though Egypt has a decent air force, there were now 400 Bombardino Crocodilos therefore the Bombardino Crocodilos simply flipped the wings of the puny fighters. Libya and Tunisia were deceased.