The longest Tutorial of my life
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Jun 6, 2025
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Now when you give them the gun wait a couple years and you’ve succeeded CONGRATULATIONS YOUVE PASSD THIS TUTORIAL
Interesting im still on step 2
Its a hard learning curve to breathe tbh
HOW DID YOU PASS STEP 2
seems step 8 is next for me.
How did you pass step 2
1. You must be born, this is a tough stage of your life so close your eyes and ignore the pain, the screaming may be hard too so I hope your read this before your born
2. You must know take a breath. Smell the air. Now you have officially been born
3. Open your eyes, cry if you want, let it out, now, you will see well made adults, this will be you, yes the old fat guy with the bread isn’t the best but, survive
4. Let the adult hold you and just cry, they will take a rest no matter what
5. Months later you will be at a house, a material used in ancient times to live in and store your items
6. Take you first steps DONT LOOK AT YOUR PHONE
7,years later you’ll be in school, prison but weirder, this is the worst stage of your life so be prepared for the horrors, and please don’t be weirder than myself, I’ve learned
8. Now you must go to your local home depot and get a fire arm, sneak it in your backpack and don’t shoot yourself otherwise you cooked meat
9. Kill Everyone but your crush, this is when your life will change
10. Take your crush hostage and keep them in a jail cell for 10 years until there 13, now go on a date
11. Now work up courage, we will have to face the most important thing of your LIFE
12, good date, if yes move on , if bad date, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
13, Get married 13 years later, now you will kiss them, gross
14, Wait 8 months or more to go to the hospital, now
15 SAY PUSH
16 now you have a baby,
17, your baby will have a iPhone, 📱 so give them a gun
18. Now you child is 18, CONGRATULATIONS YOU PASSED THIS TUTORIAL
19 You will die, goodbye solder