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Welcome to the Chess.com Mental Asylum! Here we treat any mental illnesses and issues appropriately! Anyone up?
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Mark12291229 wrote:
Welcome to the Chess.com Mental Asylum! Here we treat any mental illnesses and issues appropriately! Anyone up?

My only problem is that everyone here is crazy except me. What do I do?

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Mark12291229 wrote:
Welcome to the Chess.com Mental Asylum! Here we treat any mental illnesses and issues appropriately! Anyone up?

I have become, comfortably numb…🎶

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can i admit woolly?

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EscherehcsE wrote:
Mark12291229 wrote:
Welcome to the Chess.com Mental Asylum! Here we treat any mental illnesses and issues appropriately! Anyone up?

My only problem is that everyone here is crazy except me. What do I do?

Enjoy it dude, enjoy it while it lasts. The meds wear off too soon, so you have to learn to act out a bit ahead of schedule.

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#4 yes, for multiple personality disorder
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#2 I think I lobotomy will help
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Mark12291229 wrote:
Welcome to the Chess.com Mental Asylum! Here we treat any mental illnesses and issues appropriately! Anyone up?

Can you tell me about any of my possible issues?

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Yes. I’m pretty sure you have compulsive oof disorder
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Mark12291229 wrote:
Yes. I’m pretty sure you have compulsive oof disorder

What are the symptoms?

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You tend to say oof alot
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Mark12291229 wrote:
You tend to say oof alot

Oof. Sounds about right. Thank you. I have to say you are a life changer 

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Mark12291229 wrote:
Yes. I’m pretty sure you have compulsive oof disorder

OOD - Obsessive Oof Disorder...

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I guess I have OOD. 

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#12: I prescribe you with a lobotomy
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#12: I prescribe you with a lobotomy

No. I-I can’t let this go. It’s a part of Kermit. And you can’t take that away from me.

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*sticks ice pick into brain*
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*sticks ice pick into brain*

Oof. Why did you do that? You shouldn’t stab yourself.

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Oh silly, I was stabbing you!
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Oh silly, I was stabbing you!

Oof! Well you missed!