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Because reasons.
Why?
Because grandmother bumped her head on the knee wall, stubbed her foot on the headboard, and banged her knee on a foot stool.
(That's a good unfortunate joke.) Why did grandmother do all of those things?
Because grandmother is a redneck from the American backwoods.
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