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The Senior Alphabet

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    The Senior Alphabet!

     
    New Alphabet:
    A is for apple, and B is for boat,
    That used to be right, but now it won't float!
    Age before beauty is what we once said,
    But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
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    Now The Alphabet For Seniors: 

      
    A's for arthritis
    B's the bad back
    C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? 
     
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    D is for dental decay and decline
    E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
    F is for fissures and fluid retention
    G is for gas which I'd rather not mention

     


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    H is for high blood pressure - I'd rather it low
    I for incisions with scars you can show.
    J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend
    K is for knees that crack when they bend.


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    L 's for libido, what happened to sex
    M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
    N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low
    O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

     


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     P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,

    just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

    Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu

    R is for reflux, one meal turns to two
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    S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
    T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears!
    U is for urinary, troubles with flow
    V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know

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    W for worry, now what's going 'round
    X is for X ray, and what might be found.
    Y for another year I'm left here behind
     
    Z is for zest I still have - in my mind! 
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